Britney Spears Scores $15 Million Book Deal with Simon & Schuster.

A tell-all memoir. *Hmm.*

At the New York Post, "Britney Spears set to pen tell-all book in bombshell $15M deal."

Ms. Katie

Ms. Katie's on Twitter.

Plus, "ON/OFF FLASHER FRIDAYS OF THE DAY."

More, "BRITNEY SPEARS TOPLESS STRIPTEASE FULL VIDEO IN 4K."

Britney Spears on Tik Tok

She's amazing.

Watch on Tik Tok, "Yes folks you end up doing karaoke by yourself when you’re that bored …. singing to George Michael !!!!!"

And on Twitter:

Smiling for my haters 🌹🌹🌹 pic.twitter.com/VFmbSOfPUK

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) May 13, 2020

You asked for a new Glory cover and since it went to number one we had to make it happen !!!! Couldn’t have done it without you all 💞😘🌹✨!!!! pic.twitter.com/uWzIXHR6cR

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) May 9, 2020

Britney Spears Stretching

I wonder how she's doing lately, with all her legal issues?

At Drunken Stepfather, "BRITNEY SPEARS DEEP STRETCH OF THE DAY."

New Britney Spears Bikini Photos

I thought she was in rehab? Well, wtf, she looks great either way.

At Drunken Stepfather, "BRITNEY SPEARS BIKINI OF THE DAY."

And at London's Daily Mail and People Magazine:

Britney Spears shows off her fit and toned physique in a bikini https://t.co/vhypxA01oT

— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) June 24, 2019

Britney Spears Relaxes in Yellow Bikini on Caribbean Beach During Vacation with Mom Lynne https://t.co/yjVNjYPHTq

— People (@people) June 21, 2019

Britney Spears at the GLAAD Media Awards

At IDLYITW, "Britney Spears Won a Glaad Award."

What an incredibly moving evening celebrating love and acceptance at the #GLAADawards! I'm so proud to be an ally of the LGBTQ community and it was an absolute honor to receive the @GLAAD Vanguard Award last night!! pic.twitter.com/8ELKkOtDc1

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) April 13, 2018

And on Twitter.

She's happy.

BONUS:

Found my white booty shorts 😉😉😉😉 pic.twitter.com/CLcSChcVsm

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) March 24, 2018

Britney Spears Yellow Bikini on Vacation in Hawaii (PHOTOS)

At Egotastic!:

It may not have polkadots but we still love @britneyspears's itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow bikini.
More pics: https://t.co/TEduhK4MIx pic.twitter.com/2k9h3O49M8

— Egotastic! (@egotastic) January 11, 2018

Fabulous Britney Spears!

I've been neglecting my hotsy-totsy Ms. Britney, who's looking better than ever.

On Twitter. (Hat Tip: Hollywood Tuna, "Britney Spears’ Hard Work Is Paying Off.")

🍎🍎🍎 pic.twitter.com/txYPEpxIJK

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) December 21, 2017

Britney Spears Shows Off Two Skin-Tight Cocktail Dresses, Asks Instagram to Choose Which One's More Flattering

Well, they both look pretty good, but what do I know lol?

Besides, I'm not on Instagram, heh.

At London's Daily Mail, "Strutting her stuff! Britney Spears models two thigh-skimming dresses and asks Instagram to choose the winner."

Britney Spears models two thigh-skimming dresses and asks Instagram to choose the winner https://t.co/KZjcQl8DXO pic.twitter.com/aaRo419coP

— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) March 18, 2017

Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction

At WWTDD, "Britney Spears Tits Fall Out on Stage (VIDEO)":

🐯🐯🐯 photo by @denisetruscello pic.twitter.com/337hdRnzPb

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) January 27, 2017

Two plus years of an overwrought lip-synched Vegas show for Japanese tourists and drunk bachelorettes and something finally happened worth watching. This must be how those NatGeo photographers feel after being camped in a cold wet foxhole for months on end waiting to watch rare capybaras fucking.

Britney Spears suffered a wardrobe malfunction on stage during her show when her tit almost fell out of her costume. Suffered seems about as accurate as wardrobe malfunction when discussing what was probably either a completely planned Janet Jackson halftime moment or something everybody knew was bound to happen given the cut of her outfit. Spears' has had nonstop costume rips and tears and busted seams throughout the course of her big budget gay dancer extravaganza. Her wardrobe people know their suits better than NASA engineers understand the ones wrapped around astronauts being launched into space.

Faked or not, the tit is real.

Britney Spears is 'Alive and Well'

Well, I'm glad.

At CNN, "Britney Spears is 'alive and well' despite death hoax."

And at PuffHo, "Don’t Worry, Britney Spears Is ‘Alive And Well’."

Good morning! May you all have a blessed day 😊 pic.twitter.com/jJoIckBZET

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) December 19, 2016

Britney Spears on Holiday in Hawaii

At the Sun U.K., "GIMME MORE! Britney Spears surprises fans with TOPLESS bikini snap: The singer is enjoying a holiday in Hawaii alongside friends and family."

Britney Spears Flaunts Bikini Body in Hawaii

She's keeping in good shape.

At London's Daily Mail, "Beach bum! Britney Spears shows off her enviable figure in a red bikini as she enjoys bonding day with family."

New Britney Spears Photos

Hey, good for her. She's doing really well.

Britney Spears shows off her sexy curves in a very revealing outfit https://t.co/8vedTUM8Gj pic.twitter.com/DSBmAt1pia

— Page 3 (@officialpage3) July 12, 2016

Britney Spears looks seriously toned promoting her new single 'Make Me' https://t.co/UuvBn88nPC pic.twitter.com/kPcU1d4HUu

— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) July 16, 2016

Britney Spears at 2016 Billboard Music Awards

At Yahoo, "#BritneySpears took the responsibility of opening the 2016 #BBMAs *very* seriously..."

And London's Daily Mail:

brb going to the gym #BBMAs https://t.co/TSJEqdbysU pic.twitter.com/wwKeOfE4et

— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) May 23, 2016

Britney Spears Flaunts Bikini Body on Hawaii Vacation

At London's Daily Mail, "No Photoshop here! Britney Spears flaunts her bikini body as she vacations in Hawaii... after being accused of altering tanning pic."

Britney Spears Bikini Videos Are Breaking the Internet

Heh.

I can dig it.

Watch, at Harpers, "THESE MYSTERIOUS VIDEOS OF BRITNEY SPEARS DANCING IN A BIKINI ARE BREAKING THE INTERNET."

Britney Spears Zipper Breaks Onstage in Las Vegas

Wardrobe malfunction.

At London's Daily Mail, "Without a hitch! Britney Spears puts on a racy performance in Sin City one week after wardrobe malfunction."

Also, "'I need my glasses!' Britney Spears, 34, shares Instagram photo wearing reading specs as she gripes of 'getting older'."

And flashback to July, "Britney Spears goes sporty in tiny shorts as she enjoys a day of shopping during Hawaii holiday with her two sons."

New Britney Spears Bikini Pics!

She's keeping in shape too.

At London's Daily Mail, "PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Yoga's paying off! Britney Spears does the splits while showing off her flexibility on beach vacation in Hawaii."

Britney Spears Strips Down to Pink Lingerie for Intimate Collection

At London's Daily Mail, "Britney Spears displays her taut curves in pink bra and knickers as she continues to promote her Intimate Collection."

BONUS: At Life & Style, "Britney Spears’ Super Bowl 2015 Commercial Almost Broke the Internet (Sorry, Kim)." Sounds a little exaggerated, although seeing Britney like that was pretty trippy.