Hate Mail

From Erik Delicath:

Mr. Douglas,

re: the butt-freaks

I'm glad I'm not the only one that when I think of homosexuals and their campaign for equal rights under the constitution I immediately conjure up visions of male on male anal sex. It's quite natural, obviously.

That's why they're so insidious. They know us manly heterosexuals can't help but think of their hard throbbing members penetrating our hairy man-holes. Sometimes I spend hours scouring gay porn websites just to get a better sense of what we're up against. I'm sure you do the same. What better way to steel ourselves against their and the Demoncrats desire to shove things down our throats. Know thy enemy, right?

Unfortunately I've been unable to comment on your blog due to the fact that you've disabled comments. I hope that it's because you're exhausted from defending this great nation of ours from the myriad threats that come from people that don't agree with our( you know, REAL americans) idea of the freedoms we see fit to defend. I certainly hope it's not because you're a fucking coward, unable to defend his bigoted and child-like view of the world.

E

edella@comcast.net

p.s. Don't be surprised if you see some Sasquatch Israel shirts being worn by your/some students. You fucking dolt.