Man Jumps Into Tiger's Den at Bronx Zoo, Gets Promptly Mauled by 400-Pound Siberian Beast

Well that was smart.

The tiger chewed off his foot.

At the New York Post, "Bx. Zoo tiger mauls 'suicidal' monorail jumper."

And the New York Daily News nails it, "ZOO-ICIDE: Man mauled after leaping 17 feet into Bronx Zoo tiger den in crazed bid to kill himself."

The dude, David Villalobos, is recovering. I suspect the tigers are okay as well. Don't mess with those suckers, that's for sure.