'I like my balls a certain way...'

Heh.

At London's Daily Mail, "Tom Brady breaks his silence on Deflategate - but DENIES tampering with footballs and downplays the scandal by saying 'this isn't ISIS'."

Video: "I don't want anyone rubbing my balls."

And at PuffHo, "Tom Brady's 'Deflategate' Press Conference Was Pretty Hilarious."