How’d You Ever Get So Darn Wise, Latina?

From Dan Collins, "Wise Latina":

Bama’s Supreme nominee, a-nominee.
Bama’s Supreme nominee, a-nominee.
How’d you ever get so darn wise, Latina?
Giving O a victory, a-victory.
Tingle up Chris Matthews’ fat thighs, Latina?
Never gonna stop, shut it up,
Such a motor mouth,
Always backing down when your
Argument’s headed south
Why why why i yi woo? W W W Wise Latina...

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Awesome Hat Tip: The Other McCain.