Salon's Alex Pareene Beclowns Himself With Hilarious Bush Derangement

This is gold, via The Blog Prof:

And look at that guy!

Hey, Gabe Kaplan from 'Welcome Back, Kotter' called. He wants his hairdo and mustache back.

And wait! The dude gets hate mail: "What a weak, little, castrated amoeba-brain you turned out to be."

Ouch.

BONUS: Pareene is a former Gawker staffer, so double good on that beclownment: "The Definitive Guide to Alex Pareene."