Jessica Simpson's 'Baby Bliss' at People Magazine

I'm reading my wife's People Magazine, with Jessica Simpson featured on the cover, "Jessica Simpson, Daughter Maxwell Do First Photo Shoot."

She had a cesarean section. The baby was two weeks early, at 9 lbs. 13 oz. And she put on a lot of weight, apparently. Simpson is now a new spokeswoman for Weight Watchers, "Jessica Simpson Reveals After-Baby Weight Loss Plan."

She's going to be fine, but TMZ didn't take long to heap the ridicule: "Jessica Simpson -- Professional Fat Person -- Weight Watchers."