'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together'

From Taylor Swift, the woman who seems unable to get it together with dudes in the first place. But whatever:

And a London's Daily Mail, "'It's been weird and sad, but Taylor Swift has helped me through': Selena Gomez on life after Justin Bieber."

Teeny-bop rock. Oh, to be a kid again. The heartbreaks!

BONUS: "Back off Taylor! Michael J. Fox says he wouldn't want Swift to date his son Sam."