How to Improve the Economy!

I'm having a hard time believing this, but it's real, apparently:

Here's how to improve our economy and create hundreds of thousands of jobs: #RaiseTheWage. http://t.co/NLM2t9NyhS pic.twitter.com/UDTcTSaqZJ

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) December 4, 2013

And Twitchy has the response, "Phase 3: Profit! @BarackObama reveals sure-fire plan for jump-starting the economy."

.@BarackObama I see somebody missed a whole semester of Columbia economics smoking choom.

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) December 4, 2013

I have more on the minimum wage scheduled for overnight.