The Contradictions of Socialism in the United States

At the People's Cube, "Old Soviet jokes become the new American reality":

The six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America:

-- America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.
-- Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.
-- They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.
-- Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.
-- The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
-- They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

RTWT at the link.