Jessica Simpson Almost Got a Breast Reduction

Which would've been a national tragedy, heh.

At Us Weekly, "Jessica Simpson revealed in the September 2016 issue of Women’s Health magazine that she once considered getting a breast reduction, but ultimately decided against going under the knife."

Here's the cover shot at Women's Health.

PREVIOUSLY: "Looking Great! Jessica Simpson Posts Revealing Photo on Twitter Days After Confirming She's Expecting Second Child."

She's a glorious woman.