Friday, August 5, 2016

You Can Rip My Cargo Shorts Off My Cold Dead Booty!

I don't care about freakin' fashion trends. I've got about five pairs of cargo shorts and they're not going anywhere. My wife loves 'em. I've got a big black booty that doesn't look good in skinny-dude Bermuda shorts.

That's just not gonna fly.

And now here comes a "debate" on the fashion-ability of the genre? Get out of here!

From Nicole Hong, at WSJ, "What Happened After I Wrote That Cargo Shorts Story."

Here's the earlier piece that kicked off the debate, "Nice Cargo Shorts! You’re Sleeping on the Sofa."

More, at Galore, "WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOYFRIEND STILL WEARS CARGO SHORTS."

Even PC political scientist Dan Drezner weighs in, "A Very Important Post about … cargo shorts."

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