Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal, Alyssa Miller, and Ariel Meredith (VIDEO)

At Sports Illustrated Swimsuit:

Kate Upton Puts on a Show (VIDEO)

At Sports Illustrated Swimsuit:

Kate Upton in Cairns, Australia (VIDEO)

Actually, this one's a movie length feature, dang.

At Sports Illustrated:

Kate Upton, Ashley Graham Soak Up the Sun (VIDEO)

At Sports Illustrated Swimsuit:

Kate Upton Feels Herself (VIDEO)

Via Theo Spark:

Kate Upton Makes Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017

Well, I guess those "diva demands" didn't cost her after all.

She's simply spectacular, and Sports Illustrated knows who's its money-maker:

Kate Upton is 🔥 🔥 🔥 in #SISwim2017 https://t.co/wVRPR6wgPa pic.twitter.com/3BiiH3ecTa

— SI Swimsuit (@SI_Swimsuit) February 15, 2017

Welcome back, Kate! 👙 😍 https://t.co/t0MikbwyWn pic.twitter.com/Xgp1rGK1Lh

— SI Swimsuit (@SI_Swimsuit) February 15, 2017

Kate Upton tells all in her first interview as a three-time #SISwim cover model https://t.co/IhRtYe54SG pic.twitter.com/RpTMRuWZuF

— SI Swimsuit (@SI_Swimsuit) February 15, 2017

OH hello Kate Upton! https://t.co/RaVyY5IjJH pic.twitter.com/oqTo6e6uK5

— SI Swimsuit (@SI_Swimsuit) February 15, 2017

Kate Upton's 'Extravagant Demands' May Have Cost Her This Year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

Look, she rocked the breast modeling world this last few years, so if she's got "diva-level" demands, can you blame her?

She's still pretty spectacular.

At London's Daily Mail:

Kate Upton's 'extravagant demands may have cost her a Sports Illustrated cover this year' https://t.co/YIwsqKrZvI pic.twitter.com/z5x1HIfa8U

— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) February 8, 2017

Kate Upton Floats (VIDEO)

Well, yeah, she has natural flotation devices, heh.

Via Sports Illustrated:

Last of LOVE Advent — Kate Upton (VIDEO)

They saved the best for last?

Perhaps not, but Ms. Kate sure had a good run, heh.

Kate Upton Modeling with Penguins (VIDEO)

Ms. Kate's been out of the limelight, although she's sure as easy to behold as ever.

Via Sports Illustrated:

Beach Trip with Playboy's Miss August 2016 Valerie van der Graaf (VIDEO)

Watch, "Take a Sexy Trip to the Beach With Our Newest Playmate, Valerie van der Graaf."

Plus, some photos, "Miss August 2016 Valerie van der Graaf's Playboy..."

She's on Instagram.

This young lady was being described as "the next Kate Upton" back in 2014.

Flashback, at SI, "Swim Daily, Valerie Van Der Graaf Outtakes."

Fabulous Charlotte McKinney in New Guess Campaign

WWTDD cracks me up, "Charlotte McKinney Domination by Breast":

Buxom model Charlotte McKinney looks sensational in sultry photos for Guess https://t.co/BtdRUVXXOM pic.twitter.com/aoYS15UvRu

— Daily Express (@Daily_Express) June 28, 2016

What happens when the A for Effort chick from grade school grows up with a pretty face and enormous tits? Trick question. It's never happened before. Lotto winners who declare they're going back to their job packing holiday meat trays don't deserve the money

Kate Upton exited stage left to wash Verlander cum off her ear and hasn't ever returned. She's in grave danger of becoming a Trivial Pursuit answer alongside Wally Pip. Next tits up. Everybody is replaceable in this world. One reason to keep epic superlatives to a minimum.

Charlotte McKinney does not let an hour pass without reminding men why they'd kill their sensei for the chance to finish on her chest. Scrape Ellen's browser history and follow the money. This chick is starting to rake.

Also, at London's Daily Mail, "Charlotte McKinney flaunts her jaw-dropping curves in seductive Guess campaign."

PREVIOUSLY: "New Charlotte McKinney Photos."

Antje Utgaard Dances in Her Underwear and Skinny Dips (VIDEO)

Watch, at Playboy, "Antje Utgaard Dances in Her Underwear and Skinny Dips When Left Alone at the Playboy Mansion."

Plus, "Is Antje Utgaard the Next Kate Upton?"

She's got a crazy-hot Instagram feed, man.

Kate Upton's Birthday

She's 24-years-old. Still fabulous.

At Sports Illustrated:

Celebrate Kate Upton's birthday in the SEXIEST way possible https://t.co/0dpIVNDTU9 pic.twitter.com/SL65Zb1wVv

— SI Swimsuit (@SI_Swimsuit) June 10, 2016

She doesn't get photographed topless very often, which is a shame.

PREVIOUSLY: "More Kate Upton 'Sexiest Woman'."

Nina Agdal: American Power's Woman of the Year for 2015

I almost forgot about AmPow's Woman of the Year — again!

Heh, I think I need to put more thought into it ahead of time.

Last year I picked Anais Zanotti at the spur of the moment. Emily Ratajkowski won the award for 2013, and Kate Upton was the inaugural Woman of the Year back in 2012.

Actually, it was Nina Agdal who reminded me of the award, so what the heck? I'm going with the Danish beauty as the Woman of the Year for 2015!

I was just noticing how freakin' shapely she is at that Sports Illustrated video. She's got more curves than Lily Aldridge, who's definitely a close runner-up for this year. But it's a spur of the moment thing, so better luck next year Lily!

In any case, here's Ms. Agdal at WWTDD Drunken Stepfather, "Nina Agdal Topless."

More at Elle, "NINA AGDAL: 'IT'S NOT EASY TO BE A BUTT ROLE MODEL'."

Also, at Sports Illustrated, "Nina Agdal still can't find her pants...and we're not complaining."

Good morning @Angels! Ill be at @NewEraCap shop at Angel’s Stadium monday! Throwing out the first pitch of the game👍 pic.twitter.com/SXLK540atU

— Nina Agdal (@NinaAgdal) August 15, 2015

BONUS: "Interview with Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen (VIDEO)."

The Kate Upton File

At Maxim, "She is rather beautiful, isn't she? But there's so much more to Kate Upton than meets the eye."

Exclusive Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Intimates Video from Kate Upton's Rookie Shoot in the Philippines

Some afternoon Kate Upton Rule 5.

Watch, at Sports Illustrated, "Exclusive: Kate Upton's HOT Shower (VIDEO)."

Morning Selfie from Kate Upton

It's sometimes weird to see big celebrity tweets pop up in your TL. And Kate Upton doesn't tweet a whole lot in any case.

She looks great, here.

Charlotte McKinney Casting Call (VIDEO)

She's much more shapely than Kate Upton, although Kate's a litter cuter, IMHO.

At Sports Illustrated, "Charlotte McKinney SI Swimsuit 2016 Casting Call."

Happy Birthday Kate Upton!

The lovely Ms. Upton turned 23 today.

Help us wish two-time #SISwim cover model @KateUpton a happy birthday! We love you, Kate! http://t.co/VdMtT2PtMj pic.twitter.com/jYb3hR6CHv

— SI Swimsuit (@SI_Swimsuit) June 10, 2015

BONUS: "Kate Upton Uncensored Topless Pic Leaks Online."