No One Fills Out a Bikini Like Arianny Celeste

So say the folks at Egotastic!

I'd say no one fills out a bikini like Kelly Brook, but then, I'm not knocking Ms. Arianny.

At Last Men on Earth, "ARIANNY CELESTE EVER SWEATY":

Arianny Celeste is a thing of beauty. Outside of once kicking her boyfriend in the face, she seems perfect in her tanned silicone dream state. You don't need a ring girl for three round fights. But I'd make up the job to if Arianny showed up for casting. All the power in the world to girls who look great when sweaty. Less so to fat guys with glandular issues.

Good Reasons to Sleep in on Sunday

Heh.

Sixty-six good reasons.

At the Chive, "Why would you ever get out of bed? (66 Photos)."

Hat Tip: Drunken Stepfather, who relabeled to entry, "Hot Sluts Laying in Bed."

BONUS: At Pirate's Cove, "If All You See……is the world becoming so hot from evil carbon pollution ice cream that it snows, you might just be a Warmist."

Gisele Bündchen Sunbathing in Italy

She's supposedly the most successful fashion model --- supermodel --- in the world.

Well, who knows?

She's definitely successful in a thong bikini, either way.

At London's Daily Mail, "EXCLUSIVE PICTURES: Gisele shows off her pert posterior as she sunbathes Deflategate suspension away with husband Tom Brady."

Bo Krsmanovic on What's Sexy (VIDEO)

Well, Bo Krsmanovic's sexy, heh.

Via Sports Illustrated:



Previously, "Bo Krsmanovic Summer of Swim 2016 (VIDEO)."

Bonus: At 90 Miles from Tyranny, "Morning Mistress." And at Pirate's Cove, "If All You See……is a wonderful fossil fuels free sailboat, needed when the world floods, you might just be a Warmist," and "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup."

Here's Your Sunday Kim Kardashian Roundup

I haven't posted Kim Kardashian Rule 5 in four years.

Reaganite Republican used to give me a hard time about it, and I guess I internalized it. But Reaganite's a "Never Trumper," and I've hammered him as an idiot and a loser. Now he's blocked me on the Disqus commenting at his blog, so I called him out on it on Twitter.

What a dick.

In any case, enough about that.

I think Ms. Kim's a good looking lady. She's not at the top of my list, but she's not someone you'd kick out of bed. Not by a long shot.

Here's a bunch of Kimye posting at London's Daily Mail, "The sheer cheek of it! Kim Kardashian puts cleavage and booty on parade in see-through dress as she pulls out another outrageous outfit from wardrobe for Kanye's show," and "Whatever happened to Kim's bra? Kardashian goes without underwear in yet ANOTHER sheer top."

Also, "It's a bit early for that, Kim! Kardashian goes braless in yet another sheer top on early morning outing in New York," and "It's all gone West! Kim Kardashian shows her nipples in a sheer bustier as she wears bizarre outfit with Kanye."

Shoot, the woman's got 48 million followers on Twitter. I think I could get a few hits on my blog with a follower count like that, heh.

Silver Surfer pic.twitter.com/kNCNLAgFW4

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) September 7, 2016

Another Sunday Rule 5

Again, these things take a long time to post, so Ima do a FMJRA (linking those who link back).

At the Rule 5 blogfather's, "Rule 5 Sunday: Gold Medal, Ahoy!"

And at Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup," and "If All You See……is a world turned to desert because Other People won’t buy local, you might just be a Warmist."

More, at 90 Miles From Tyranny, "Morning Mistress (Loses Her Bikini Bottoms)."

From Ms. EBL, "Hedy Lamarr: The Heavenly Body."

Still more, at Woodsterman's, "Fun With GIFs ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style."

And some extra related linkage, at Drunken Stepfather, "BOUNCING POKIES STEPLINKS OF THE DAY."

Egotastic, "Camille Rowe In Hot Lingerie and Other Fine Things to Ogle."

At WWTDD, "Emily Ratajkowski Takes Her Tits to the U.N. and Shit Around the Web."

And that's Chantell at the photo, seen on Twitter as well, and previously, "Well, Here's Your Saturday Afternoon Rule 5."

If I missed you, and you're linking, tweet me and I'll update.

Thanks!

Saturday Rule 5

I haven't done a roundup in a while, as always, because they take too dang long.

But here's a few celebrity shots and blog links, what the hell?

First Street Journal, "Rule 5 Blogging: Totally Hot Twitter Edition."

At 90 Miles From Tyranny, "Morning Mistress."

And London's Daily Mail, "Meet Sahara Ray, the topless Australian model linked to Justin Bieber." And at Drunken Stepfather, "CENSORED SAHARA RAY TITS YOU’VE SEEN WITH CENSORED JUSTIN BIEBER YOU’VE SEEN OF THE DAY."

Still more, at the Mirror U.K., "Competing with Orlando Bloom? Justin Bieber and his girlfriend strip off during Hawaii getaway."

At YOLO Selfie, "Nude Selfie Breastroom."

More, at DListed, "Open Post: Britney Spears' New Video for “Make Me”."

The Hostages, "Big Boob Friday, "BBF – National Underwear Day Edition."

And Proof Positive, "Friday Night Babe: Chase Kennedy!"

Theo Spark, "Victoria’s Secret – Easy Collection Commercial Featuring Lily Aldridge (VIDEO)."

From Izismile, "Every Girl with Cute Tushie Should Wear Such Jeans (8 Pics)," and "Hot Women from '70s Sure Had Some Style (24 Pics)."

Bob Belvedere Flashback, "Rule 5 News: 08 June 2013 A.D. - Featuring Famke Janssen."

Check Pirate's Cove, "If All You See……is a terrible waste of water for fun when climate change will destroy all water, you might just be a Warmist."

Ms. EBL, "White Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter...Rule 5."

At Wirecutter's, "Your Good Morning Girl."

BONUS: At the Rule 5 blogfather's blog, the Other McCain, "Rule 5 Sunday: I Never Would Have Guessed."

Drop me a link in the comments to be added. I don't do these that much anymore, so I'm out of shape, heh.

Here's Drunken Stepfather: 'STEPLINKS OF THE DAY'

I'm always a little beat by this time on Thursdays.

I probably haven't had enough sleep for the week (I'm up at 5:15am on T-TH). And I'm done with my four-day stretch of teaching.

So, Here's Drunken Stepfather to get things off the ground for end-of-the-week blogging and into the Full Metal Weekend.

See, "STEPLINKS OF THE DAY: Girls Not Wearing Bras – Showing Off Nipples (And More)."

BONUS: At Egotastic!, "'Game of Thrones' Red Head Hottie Sophie Turner Cleavage," and "Sara Sampaio Amazing Bikini Model."

Rule 5 Sunday

I haven't been doing the huge Rule 5 roundups because they take a long time to write, and the payoff in terms of reciprocal full-metal jacket reach-around is often negligible. That said, hats off to those stalwart Rule 5 bloggers who religiously post the tasty totties each and every weekend.

See Pirate's Cove, for example, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup," and "If All You See……is heat created snow, you might just be a Warmist."

Also from Dana Pico, "Rule 5 Blogging: Sailors!"

BONUS: From Drunken Stepfather, "STEPLINKS OF THE DAY," and "LADY GAGA NOT LOOKING LIKE LADY GAGA FOR BILLBOARD OF THE DAY."



Photo Hat Tip: Tactical Peaks.

Brazilian Beauty Mariane Tarrafel Strips Down

At Egotastic!, "MARIANE TARRAFEL STRIPS OUT OF HER LINGERIE."

And bonus Rule 5 at Pirate's Cove, "If All You See……are greenery that will be decimated by too much carbon pollution, you might just be a Warmist," and "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup."

And at Drunken Stepfather, "STEPLINKS OF THE DAY."

Daniela Lopez Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Casting Call (VIDEO)

A nice Sunday treat.

Enjoy Lauren Francesca's Behind the Scenes with Playboy (VIDEO)

Watch, "Now that you’ve seen the many sides of sexy YouTube star Lauren Francesca, it’s time to sit back and listen to what she has to say about the first video she ever made, teaching women to be good kissers, and her favorite thing on YouTube."

More, "Video Sensation Lauren Francesca Shows All Her Personalities."

And at Playboy, "We Dare You to Try and Keep Up with Internet Sensation Lauren Francesca (PHOTOS)."

Maria Menounos Shows Off on Snapchat (VIDEO)

Heh.

At Egotastic!, "MARIA MENOUNOS SHOWS OFF CLEAVAGE ON SNAPCHAT."

Watch, "Maria Menounos CLEAVAGE - Snapchat - SUPER HOT."

Plus, she bares all here, "Debra Messing, Maria Menounos and More Pose in the Buff for Allure (VIDEO)."

FLASHBACK: "More Maria Menounos!"

Salma Hayek at Evening Standard Theater Awards

Holy smoke!

She's bursting out of her bustier!

At London's Daily Mail, "Ay Caramba! Salma Hayek, 49, commands attention in dramatic cleavage-enhancing gown at Evening Standard Theatre Awards."

Carmen Ortega for Playboy (VIDEO)

She's voluptuous.

At E!, "Hollywood Cycle's Carmen Ortega Strips Down for Playboy! See the Super-Sexy Pics."

She pushes the boundaries on Instagram too!

Caitlin O'Connor Rule 5

Well, this Caitlin's a real woman, heh.

Watch, via the Chive, "Who's That Girl - Get to Know Caitlin O'Connor."

And she's on Twitter.

BONUS: At WWTDD, "Topless Caitlin O’Connor Has Commercial Grade Boobs."

Sunday Afternoon Gisele Rule 5

I just noticed this Rule 5 post from January 2014, "Sexy Saturday Rule 5."

The lovely Gisele was the headlining babe, and she's on Twitter.

New Update LIVE in https://t.co/COjTu9gcR1 - Lace Choker pic.twitter.com/TbTqUxWgVX

— Gisele (@xoGisele) November 13, 2015

New Kelly Brook Photos

At What Would Tyler Durden Do, "Kelly Brook Headlines Ping Pong."

And at London's Daily Mail, "Bust-ing out! Curvy Kelly Brook shows off her VERY generous cleavage in sexy low-cut dress as she steps out for restaurant launch party."

Great Fun Tonight 😘😘😘 pic.twitter.com/hYW8At4DMN

— Kelly Brook (@IAMKELLYBROOK) November 12, 2015

Sneak Peek: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2016 (VIDEO)

Here's a lovely break from all the French jihad blogging, via Theo Spark.

Mayra Suarez Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Casting Call (VIDEO)

She's fabulous.