Lauren Silverman Husband Names Simon Cowell in Divorce Papers

Made for the tabloids.

At the Mirror UK, "Simon Cowell could face DNA test and court appearance over fling with friend's wife that left her pregnant," and "The secrets of Simon Cowell's "love boat" cruises with Lauren Silverman and her husband Andrew."

Also, "Simon Cowell jokes 'I haven’t read the newspapers' as he's questioned about baby."

Lauren Silverman Demands Marriage and Reality Show From Simon Cowell

Well, that's what you get for not wearing a raincoat.

At London's Daily Mail, "Marry me and give me a TV show! Simon Cowell's 'gold digger' pregnant lover 'has demanded he marry her and give her a reality TV show'."

Simon Cowell's 'The Ex-Factor'

I posted on this yesterday, "Simon Cowell Reportedly Expecting Baby With Hot New York Socialite Lauren Silverman, Who's Still Married to One of Cowell's Close Friends Andrew."

And here's today's New York Post, "Simon Cowell knocked up his pal's wife, and now he's getting trashed in their divorce --- First pics of Cowell's 'baby mama' after it was revealed reality TV mogul got friend's wife pregnant; gal pal called a 'gold digger'."

Simon Cowell Reportedly Expecting Baby With Hot New York Socialite Lauren Silverman, Who's Still Married to One of Cowell's Close Friends Andrew

Well, that would be awkward.

At London's Daily Mail, "PICTURED: Simon Cowell cuddles up to the mother of his child Lauren Silverman on a VERY cosy Caribbean holiday... as her husband looks on":

It came totally out of the blue when it was revealed on Wednesday that Simon Cowell had fathered a baby with a New York socialite.

But pictures show the 53-year-old music mogul putting on a tactile display with Lauren Silverman, 36, as they enjoyed a cosy Caribbean holiday in January 2012 alongside her husband.

Whilst real estate mogul Andrew Silverman was just a mere matter of feet away, the striking brunette was seen tenderly running her hands through the hair of the X Factor boss.

Enjoying a new year break in St Barths, the trio seemed to be in high spirits as they sat on-board Cowell's luxury yacht soaking up the sun as the sipped on glasses of orange juice.

And while the group appeared to be chatting away amiably, the pictures show the pop mogul certainly only had eyes for one of the Silvermans, with him seeming utterly unable to distract himself from the alluring Lauren.

With Andrew looking on, Cowell leaned in closely to the stunning socialite, with a smirk spreading across his face as he indulged in a close conversation with the beauty.

But it wasn't long until the property entrepreneur got some quality time with his wife, as he tenderly cupped Lauren's bottom as Cowell looked on.

The star appeared utterly amused by the entire debacle, and grinned away as he stared at the couple.
After the two men enjoyed a brief chat, Lauren and Cowell made their way over to a sun lounger, where they kicked off a rather friendly display.

Check the links for the photos.

Three's a crowd, as they say, although Cowell certainly made the best of it.

Increasingly, It's Women Who're Driving Today's Hookup Culture

From Andrea Tantaros on Twitter:

Can women have sex like men? NYT says so in an article everyone is talking about. Up next on radio: Dr. Wendy James. http://t.co/i1JqqysMbf

— Andrea Tantaros (@AndreaTantaros) July 18, 2013

And click through at the link. An interesting piece.

Men Fake Orgasm? 'A quickened pace, a few moans, dramatic thrusts and a hasty retreat and most women, apparently, are none the wiser...'

Well, this is interesting.

At London's Daily Mail, "Could you tell if your man faked an orgasm? Shockingly, it's not as easy as you might think..."

Faking it just ain't happening in my experience.

Never heard of it. Must be a left-wing metro-sexual thing?

Or a crossover homosexual thing, the freaks. Yeah, those YMCA boys probably fake it all the time to keep their homo lovers from going all psycho. Wouldn't want to be strangled with some hardcore bondage gear or anything, that's for sure. Better to do the quick thrust thing and fake being all hot and bothered.

Smokin' Wife of Long Island Millionaire Gets Judge to Throw Out Prenuptual Agreement

In your morning New York tabloid news, at the Post, "Wife of millionaire LI real-estate mogul gets judge to rip up her prenup":

The beautiful wife of a millionaire Long Island real-estate mogul got a judge to rip up her prenup — a rare, precedent-setting decision that could influence countless marriages to wealthy people.

Elizabeth Petrakis, 39 — sometimes acting as her own lawyer — got a an appellate panel last month to toss the agreement she signed with Peter Petrakis, 41, four days before their lavish 1998 wedding.

The prenup stipulated that Peter, who parlayed a string of smoke shops into a $20 million commercial real-estate empire, would keep everything in his name if they split up.

But Elizabeth argued for seven years that Peter coerced her signature, threatening to call off the wedding even though her father had already paid $40,000 for the reception.

“He told me he would rip it up as soon as we had kids,” Elizabeth, who has since had twin sons and a daughter, told The Post at her Old Brookville mansion.

“But he never did. The reason this happened was I was an advocate for myself and I didn’t give up.’’

She called the document “a knife in my heart from Day One.’’