Full Metal Saturday: Marisa Miller

It's time again for Full Metal Saturday! I'd like to begin this entry with a dedication to Amy Proctor and Cassandra at Villainous Company. These two beautiful blogging friends have reminded me that it's fine and dandy to enjoy the eye candy, but Rule 5 bloggers must also respect both women and their dignity!

And with that, let me present this week's lovely lady, SoCal's own Marisa Miller. As readers can see, Marisa's featured on the latest cover of Shape (and her homepage is NSFW!):

I remember recently seeing Marisa at TigerHawk's blog. He links to Sports Illustrated's 2008 Swimsuit Gallery, where Marisa is featured.

Checking around the web, Saber Point's getting in some Rule 5 hotness with Kim Kardashian." Also, TrogloPundit's wholesome milk-drinking showcase of Danica Patrick will rev every guy's motor!

Plus, don't miss my friend Dana at CSPT, and his entry this week, "Rule 5 Blogging." And Private Pigg directs us to Maxim's Not 100 for 2009! Jimmie Bise has got some babe blogging going on, "It’s FMJRA Saturday."

On the ladies' side, Suzanna Logan fills us up with some Adriana Lima hotness. (Suzanna introduced us to Becky Brindle last week).

And Pundette's got a "Saturday Linkfest." She's joined by Carol at No Sheeples Here!, who goes all out with, a "Memorial Day Weekend Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around." I don't see any beefcake this week, but I'm linking to Fausta’s Blog anway!

See also, Jordan at Generation Patriot. The Classical Liberal gets hot with, "Hayden Panettiere Presents Rule 5 Saturday!" And Paco Enterprise's got the global goods, with "Rule 5 Goes International!" Plus, The Daley Gator's got, "Saturday full metal jacket reach around."

Always smokin' is GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD, especially today's examination of "California - Rest in Peace!"

And don't forget to go to the "source," Smitty at The Other McCain! He's stoked Technorati's functioning adequately in, "Finally, My Joy Returns. Ahhhh!"

If you missed it, check out my steaming entry last week, "Full Metal Saturday: Jessica Simpson." And here's the obligatory link to Glenn Reynolds!

Exit quote for the day: "Call me when “conservatives” are ready to get serious. Because as it stands, our high-traffic spokespeople seem content to play by the left’s rules while humping each other for traffic."

Full Metal Saturday: Anna Faris

The House Bunny's been on Cinemax lately (or Showtime, or Starz ... I can't remember; we get 'em all). It's a funny movie, but I'm seriously in love with Anna Faris. If she's as nice in person as she is in the film, well, God bless her! So, please enjoy this wonderful woman for this week's Full Metal Saturday.

As always, Smitty's got a fabulous roundup of "Rule 5" bloggers, "Fortunately, My Jaw Rebounded Admirably."

And TrogloPundit's been laying down some impressive rounds of linkage back to this blog, for example, "Man Killed Running the Bulls in Pamplona." But Troglo's got some hot Rule 5 action as well. See, "Hayden Panettiere Was the Unpopular Kid in School." The dude's really generous on the Full Metal Reach-Around principle, and if you send it, he will link.

See also, Pat in Shreveport, "Cold Beer Full Metal Jacket Saturday," and No Sheeples Here!, "Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around For Saturday, July 11, 2009."

At Generation Patriot we have, "Sunday Linkage Beyond Your Wildest Dreams!" Also, at The Daley Gator, "Kinky Linky Saturday Reach Around!." Not to be outdone, check The Classical Liberal, "Ali Larter presents Rule 5 Saturday!" And Chris Wysocki, "Rule 5 Weekend: the girls of LBI."

And for some good ole' conservative blogging, see PA Pundits International, "The Bankrupt Party of Porkulus."

And please don't forget some additional friends of American Power:

Blazing Cat Fur, Robert Belvedere, Sono Annoiato, The Astute Blogger, Chris Wysocki, The Daley Gator, Just One Minute, Dave's World, The Oklahoma Patriot, Right Wing Sparkle, Conservatism With Heart, Dr. Helen, Laura Elizabeth Morales, Charles G. Hill , Blueshelled, The Nose on Your Face, All-American Blogger, Paco Enterprises, Nice Deb, Becky Brindle, Fishersville Mike, Monique Stuart, No Sheeples Here!, Dana at CSPT, Glenn Reynolds, Obi’s Sister, Right Truth, Gold-Plated Witch on Wheels, Chicago Ray, Ace of Spades HQ, Natalie's Blog. Ann Althouse, Pirate's Cove, Diminished Expectations,The Conservatives Who Say F*ck, Joust The Facts, Panhandle Poet, Steven Givler, Moonbattery, Sweating Through the Fog, Three Beers Later, PA Pundits, Sister Toldjah, Duck of Minerva, Wolf Howling, Right Wing Nation, Right Wing Nuthouse, Melissa Clouthier, Steve Bartin's Newsalert, The Western Experience, Jammie Wearing Fool, ShrinkWrapped, The Average American, Paco Enterprises, Ken Davenport, Doug Ross Journal, The Blog Prof, Fausta's Blog, Clueless Emma, Obob's World, Seymour Nuts, Red State, Dr. Sanity, The Desert Glows Green, Not One Red Cent, Vinegar and Honey, Dan Collins, Scott Kingsmore, The Astute Bloggers, The BoBo Files, Grant Jones, Tapline, New Testament News, Wizbang, William Jacobson, Phyllis Chesler, Right View from the Left Coast, Generation Patriot, Macsmind, Flopping Aces, Edge's Conservative Movies, Stop the ACLU, Snooper's Report, Grandpa John's, Cranky Conservative, Jimmie Bise, Little Miss Attila, Moe Lane, Private Pigg, Pundit & Pundette, The Rhetorican, R.S. McCain, Saber Point, Stephen Kruiser, Suzanna Logan, GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD, TrogloPundit, Villainous Company, PoliGazette, Prying 1, Paula in Israel, Pamela Geller, Vanessa's Blog, Pat's Daily Rants, Bob's Bar & Grill, Power Line, Melanie Morgan, Dave in Boca, Neo-Neocon, Right in a Left World, Flag Gazer, Stephen Green, The Tygrrrr Express, The News Factor, Israel Matsav, The Conservative Manifesto, Gates of Vienna, Sparks From the Anvil, Gateway Pundit, Political Pistachio, Liberty Pundit, Not One Red Cent, Right Truth, Dave's Notepad, The Red Hunter, Maggie's Farm, The Next Right, This Ain't Hell, Stop the ACLU, Politics and Critical Thinking, Riehl World View, Midnight Blue, Caroline Glick, The Griper, FouseSquawk, The Other McCain, Cheat Seeking Missiles, Roger Simon, Classical Values, Samantha Speaks, Grizzly Mama, The Capitol Tribune, The Patriot Room, The Real World, RADARSITE, Serr8d's Cutting Edge, Bloviating Zeppelin, Born Again Redneck The Educated Shoprat, St. Blogustine, Yid With Lid, Pondering Penguin, Betsy's Page, The Anchoress, Ace of Spades HQ, Right Wing Sparkle, Thunder Run, The Classic Liberal, Conservative Grapevine, Cassy Fiano, Jim Treacher, NetRightNation, Q and O, Urban Grounds, Ed Driscoll, Cold Fury, Michelle Malkin, Neptunus Lex, Neo-Neocon, The Liberty Papers, The Monkey Cage, Law and Order Teacher, Mike's America, AubreyJ, Dan Collins, Track-a-'Crat, The Jungle Hut, Wake Up America, Dan Riehl, Nikki's Blog, Big Girl Pants, Maggie's Notebook, Hummers & Cigarettes, Mark Goluskin, Jawa Report, The Skepticrats, Sarge Charlie, Thoughts With Attitude, Kim Priestap, Swedish Meatballs Confidential, Five Feet of Fury, Amy Proctor, Blonde Sagacity, Liberty Papers, TigerHawk, Point of a Gun, Right Wing News, And So it Goes in Shreveport, and Darleen Click.

Full Metal Saturday: Stacy Ferguson

Okay, are folks still trying to get a million hits on their blog? Well, you've got to keep things hot!

So, "check it out"! Stacy Ferguson's still trying to get the boyz on "rock, rock". Yep, "Fergie Topless In Allure Magazine." And at Allure's page, "Fergie: Her Allure Photo Shoot."

As for our regular linkage extravaganza at today's Full Metal Saturday, check out Dan Collins' happening new digs, "Piece of Work in Progress." Dan's a great blogging buddy. So update your blogrolls and for added coolness, get steaming with Dan on Twitter!

Now, let's give it up for Carol at No Sheeple's Here!. She's got another stylin' weekend roundup, "Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around Father’s Day Edition." Plus, Smitty's keeping the flame burning with "Full Metal Jacket Reach Around."

And in the spirit of the weekend, a sweet Father's Day post is at Pundit and Pundette, "Fathers Day: Assorted Quotations and Simple Love."

And don't forget to visit my friends and allies:

Snooper's Report, Grandpa John's, Cranky Conservative, Jimmie Bise, Little Miss Attila, Moe Lane, Private Pigg, Pundit & Pundette, The Rhetorican, R.S. McCain, Saber Point, Stephen Kruiser, Suzanna Logan, TrogloPundit, Doug Ross Journal, Villainous Company, PoliGazette, Prying 1, The Western Experience, The Oklahoma Patriot, Right Wing Sparkle, Conservatism With Heart, Duck of Minerva, Wolf Howling, Right Wing Nation, Stephen Green, The Tygrrrr Express, The News Factor, Israel Matsav, The BoBo Files, Grant Jones, Tapline, New Testament News, Wizbang, William Jacobson, Phyllis Chesler, Right View from the Left Coast, Generation Patriot, Macsmind, Flopping Aces, Edge's Conservative Movies, Stop the ACLU, The Conservative Manifesto, Gates of Vienna, Joust The Facts, Panhandle Poet, Steven Givler, The Astute Blogger, Chris Wysocki, Moonbattery, Sweating Through the Fog, Three Beers Later, PA Pundits, Paco Enterprises, Ken Davenport, Sister Toldjah, Blazing Cat Fur, The Daley Gator, Just One Minute, Dave's World, Sparks From the Anvil, Gateway Pundit, Political Pistachio, Liberty Pundit, Not One Red Cent, Right Truth, Dave's Notepad, The Red Hunter, Maggie's Farm, The Next Right, This Ain't Hell, Stop the ACLU, Right Wing Nuthouse, Melissa Clouthier, Paula in Israel, Pamela Geller, Vanessa's Blog, Pat's Daily Rants, Bob's Bar & Grill, Power Line, Melanie Morgan, Dave in Boca, Neo-Neocon, Right in a Left World, Flag Gazer, Politics and Critical Thinking, Riehl World View, Midnight Blue, Caroline Glick, The Average American, The Griper, FouseSquawk, The Other McCain, Cheat Seeking Missiles, Roger Simon, Classical Values, Samantha Speaks, Grizzly Mama, The Capitol Tribune, The Patriot Room, The Real World, RADARSITE, Serr8d's Cutting Edge, Bloviating Zeppelin, Born Again Redneck The Educated Shoprat, St. Blogustine, Yid With Lid, Pondering Penguin, Betsy's Page, The Anchoress, Ace of Spades HQ, Right Wing Sparkle, Thunder Run, The Classic Liberal, Conservative Grapevine, Cassy Fiano, Jim Treacher, NetRightNation, Q and O, Urban Grounds, Ed Driscoll, Cold Fury, Michelle Malkin, Neptunus Lex, Neo-Neocon, The Astute Bloggers, The Liberty Papers, The Monkey Cage, Law and Order Teacher, Mike's America, AubreyJ, Dan Collins, The Jungle Hut, Wake Up America, Dan Riehl, Nikki's Blog, Big Girl Pants, Maggie's Notebook, Hummers & Cigarettes, Mark Goluskin, Jawa Report, Darleen Click, The Skepticrats, Fausta's Blog, Clueless Emma, Obob's World, Seymour Nuts, Red State, Dr. Sanity, The Desert Glows Green, Not One Red Cent, Vinegar and Honey, Sarge Charlie, Thoughts With Attitude, Kim Priestap, Swedish Meatballs Confidential, Five Feet of Fury, Amy Proctor, Blonde Sagacity, Liberty Papers, TigerHawk, Point of a Gun, Right Wing News, And So it Goes in Shreveport, Nice Deb, Becky Brindle, GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD, Fishersville Mike, Ann Althouse, The Blog Prof, Monique Stuart, No Sheeples Here!, Dana at CSPT, Glenn Reynolds, Obi’s Sister, Right Truth, Gold-Plated Witch on Wheels, Chicago Ray, Ace of Spades HQ, and Natalie's Blog.

Special Saturday Shout-Out: Courtney at GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD as well, "44, Where Are You?"

If I missed your blog, just give me a heads-up in an e-mail and I'll add you ASAP!

Full Metal Saturday: Britney Spears

It's time again for the weekend's full metal roundup of great "Rule 5" blogging, and related blog-ruffianism. This week's hottie is inspired by Stogie at Saber Point, who suggested that if you're going to sell out, go all the way with some Britney Spears action. (And not to forget, Monique Stuart's doing some Britney blogging in her post, "“Filter-Free News”= Obama’s Propaganda Machine.") Stogie's also got a post up on Michele Bachmann, who qualifies for Rule 5 hotness in my book, and Snooper's too. But see PA Pundits International for a more general appreciation of Ms. Bachmann and women in politics.

Those new to the genre ought to check out Smitty's entry this morning, "'The Full Monty Joint Review' Avalanche." Check out as well my friend Pundette's entry, "Saturday Link-fest 3/28.

Also worth a look is The Sundries Shack, with "This Takes The Notion of “Having Some Skin in the Game” to a New Level." And don't miss TrogloPundit's roundup on the "World's Most Beautiful Politicians" (which includes a picture of South Dakota's hot Blue Dog Dem, Stephani Herseth).

For your addtional blog-reading pleasure, check out Glenn Reynolds, Midnight Blue Says, Monique Stewart (a bona fide Rule 5 upstart), No Sheeples, Right Wing News, and The Western Experience.

As always, send me an e-mail with your "Rule 5" entries if you'd like to be included in upcoming full metal roundups.

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UPDATE: Monique Stuart's Britney post, in parentheses above, added after some gentle e-mail prodding! It's a good thing too - we don't want to turn into the idiots at the Los Angeles Times, as seen here!

Also, Skye e-mails, "Way cool!"

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UPDATE II: I meant to update a few minutes ago, but I couldn't stop laughing! R.S. McCain puts out the call for his regular Sunday Rule 5 roundup, and he goes for inclusiveness:

* Ladybloggers can be eligible by posting beefcake;

* Gaybloggers cannot be eligible by posting beefcake, but can qualify by posting Marilyn Monroe or other camp diva photos ...

Check out the entire post, and get busy babe-blogging! Those needing inspiration might want to visit Theo Spark's page, where you'll always find good stuff, albeit NSFW more often than not, so be careful not to go afoul of "The Hustler's" guidelines cited at the roundup.

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UPDATE III: Dave at Point of a Gun forwards his post on Carrie Underwood, "Just A Dream": "Carrie Underwood's tribute to the troops and those who got left behind."

Full Metal Saturday: Bar Refaeli

It's been busy blogging around here the last few days. In fact, I hope readers send viral my first hand report from yesterday, "Pasadena "May Day! May Day!" Anti-Socialism Rally."

And I'm going to busy today as well, running my boys around to art classes and math tutoring. So I'd better started with my "Full Metal Reach Around" and "Rule 5" action. Check out Bar Rafaeli and "The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Cover":

Those just tuning in to my Saturday "Reach Around" tradition might check out how it's done at No Sheeples Here!: "Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around." Plus, TrogloPundit's got, "A little early Rule #2 action." And the guys at Maggie's Farm get hot with some linky love of their own!

"Rule 5" is key to the genre, so I'm happy to find David at Thunder Run doing some hot Rule 5-ing! And don't forget to check out Wellywanger!

I'm checking over at Monique Stuart's, and she's branching out into "hotness" analysis. Suzanna Logan's on the case as well. And as Fausta Wertz illustrates, even German Chancellor Angela Merkel's good for a little Saturday fun! And more at Pat in Shreveport's, "Saturday Linkage with Russell Crowe."

See also:

* Astute Bloggers, "MAY 2ND 1989: THE IRON CURTAIN OVER HUNGARY COMES DOWN."

* AubreyJ, "Short note from AubreyJ ..."

* The Blog Prof, "NY Gov Patterson Settles Racial Discrimination Suit."

* Common Sense Political Thought, "Just give us the dirt."

* Crush Liberalism, "Photo of the week, “Barney Frank” edition."

* Gayle's Place, "Let Me Become an Illegal Alien, PLEEEAAASE!"

* Hummers and Cigarettes, "Progressives: Finding Humor In Their Hypocrisy."

* Instapundit, "CONCORD MONITOR: The More Restraints On Earmarks The Better."

* Legal Insurrection, "Why Is Deval Patrick On Anyone's List?"

* Little Miss Attila, "Stacy McCain Tries to Annoy Feminists ..."

* Michelle Malkin, "Obama’s choices: Gird your loins," on David Souter's retirement.

* Midnight Blue, "@FollowFriday," on Sarah Palin on Twitter.

* Moe Lane, "Joe Sestak not making way for Arlen Specter?"

* PFB Blog, "Sexist Beyonce Says Michelle Obama is her “hero”."

* Pundit & Pundette, "Creating demand for bigger government."

* The Real World, "LIE: TAX CUT FOR 95% OF AMERICANS."

* The Rhetorican, "Clash of the Enlightened Beings Continues!"

* Riehl World View, "He Who Judges."

* Right Wing Sparkle, "Kathleen Parker Finally Gets Something Right."

* Robert Stacy McCain, "Video: Gay gynephobia."

* Snooper Report, "The changing World."

* Sparks From the Anvil, "Waterboarding Pales in Comparison to the Comfy Chair."

* Sundries Shack, "Souter’s Gone. Let the Democratic Carnage Begin!"

Full Metal Saturday: Jessica Simpson

This month's cover story at Vanity Fair features the lovely Jessica Simpson, "The Jessica Question." I've always had a crush on Jessica. And since Robert Stacy McCain stood up for her amid the singer's weight-gain episode, Jessica's story is perfect material for this weekend's "Rule 5" extravaganza!

This is the magazine's cover photo, but see also the slideshow of beautiful Jessica here, "Don’t Mess with Jessica."

And note something interesting from the article. It turns out that Jessica's natural endowment was a hindrance on her singing the church gospel circuit:

As Jessica’s gospel record was being produced, she toured on the Christian-rock circuit. This interlude is interesting mostly for why and how it ended, which, according to Joe Simpson, was because of those determining factors—her breasts—that made her too sexy for the circuit, causing the male parishioners to lust, distracting them from the divine. It’s part of the story the family (including Jessica) tells about Jessica. Too sexy for church, thus forced from the world of Hallelujah to the world of Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

Ooh, the Christian circuit's loss is our gain! And who said Christian men don't love them some breasts?!!

Anyway, let's check around for a couple of other "Rule 5" entries:

* Is the First Lady breast blogging material? No? Think again at Private Pigg's post, "Michelle Obama is On the Maxim Hot 100 for 2009 / Rule 5 Blogging?"

* TrogloPundit has a Carrie Prejean birthday post.

* I'm a little late on this Monique Stuart Katy Perry entry, but check it out: "Rule Five Sunday: More KP Action."

* Stogie at Saber Point's been doing some Atlas Shrugs blogging. See, "Pamela Geller on Fox News - and Looking Hot!"

* And did readers know that the beautiful Kim Preistap of Wizbang is also a hot mommy blogger? Yep. Check out Kim at Up North Mommy!

* More lovlies can be found by way of Suzanna Logan, who introduces us to her friend and newby blogger, Becky Brindle!

* Speaking of lovelies! Amy Proctor's been doing some hot pro-life blogging, so head on over there and give her a hearty hello!

* Also, my wonderful friend Lynn Mithchell is doing so hot pro-life blogging well, especially on the Notre Dame Obama boycott this weekend.

* And my friend Joy, a.k.a. Little Miss Attila, says the weather is warm in Phoenix for the NRA convention.

* Now, for some general, all-around great conservative blogging, check out the "Two Dans": Dan Collins and Dan Riehl.

* Also, Jim Treacher says always remember, "Nancy Pelosi is the leader of the Democratic Party."

* Don't miss my ace commenter Chris Wysocki as well! He's working on the "31 days to Build a Better Blog Challenge"!

* Also, Jordan at Generation Patriot is blogging up a storm!

Finally, I'll conclude this edition of Full Metal Saturday with a referral to Carol at No Sheeples Here! Nobody does Rule 5 blogging better! So check it out, "Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around Saturday For May 16, 2009."

Oh, wait! No blogger worth his salt would forget the obligatory link to Glenn Reynolds!

Also, I'll be in and out all day, chauffeuring my boys to all of their Saturday activities (math tutoring, art class, and a birthday party!). But please e-mail me with your Rule 5 posts and I'll add them here in some updates!

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UPDATE: I just got an e-mail from Mike at The Classic Liberal. Check out his Rule 5 entry, "Emilie de Ravin Presents Rule 5 Saturday!"

Keep the e-mails coming!

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UPDATE II: Pat in Shreveport's got her weekend post up, "Rule 5 Sunday Linkage."