Kate Upton GQ Magazine Cover Shoot (VIDEO)

Via Theo Spark:

That wardrobe malfunction got the lady in trouble: "Kate Upton reportedly booted from Santa Monica pier for showing too much skin."

RELATED: "Who needs Victoria's Secret? Kate Upton lands profile in Vogue after snub from lingerie giant (and there's not a bikini in sight)."

Summer Reading with Kate Upton

Seen on Twitter:

Kate Upton reads books, not magazines when at the beach http://t.co/2nkQb78jpx pic.twitter.com/v9OzJPVi8Q
— Robert Charette (@_Charette_) July 16, 2014

Plus, ICYMI, "Kate Upton Exclusive Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Outtakes 2014."

Rockin' Kate Upton in 'The Other Woman' Trailer

Just got back from the movies ("American Hustle," a very good film), and hey that trailer for "The Other Woman" was something else.

And come to think of it, London's Daily Mail wrote on this yesterday, "'The boobs!': Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann are mesmerised by Kate Upton's bikini cleavage in The Other Woman trailer."

And watch it here, "The Other Woman Official Trailer (HD) Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz."

Beach Bunny Swimwear at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

Some lovelies, including goddess Kate Upton.

See Style Bistro, "Kate Upton Walks the Runway in a Beach Bunny Bikini":

Kate Upton is sensational.

There's more video on this so look for updates. Boy!

Kate Upton Strips for Antarctic Photo Shoot

I know folks were doing Rule 5 roundups over the weekend but I wasn't in the mood. Since then most of the big news has been dealing with the gun control debate, save perhaps the fiscal cliff negotiations. Emotional, but tedious (especially the endless gun control mindlessness).

In any case, Egotastic has this, "Kate Upton Bikini Pictures Melt the Antarctic; You Really Must See These." And Page Six at the New York Post, "PHOTOS: See Kate Upton’s sexy bikini shoot in Antarctica."

BONUS: Pirate's Cove remained on full-speed Rule 5 coverage, "If All You See…is a wonder planet healing bike, you might just be a Warmist." And, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup."

Scott Eric Kaufman ASFL!!

BWAHAHA!!!

Only the dolts at LGM would fall for Scott Eric Kaufman's witless dodge, "Busted!"

And since Scott's a member in good standing of the left's Israel-bashing ASFL cadres, I'll spell it out for the idiots: It's not SEK's deployment of f**king profanity, but his AWARDING students college credit for vulgar language, which for the assignment in question replaced anything remotely requiring hard thinking. In other words, that's sh*tty instruction, if folks catch my drift.

That said, might as well post some Kate Upton, which will no doubt cause tantrums among the mentally challenged LGM commentariat, folks who make Spongebob and Patrick look like committee-members for a prestigious national science competition. I quit commenting over there after Robert Farley dipped into his trove of underage pop star porn (for a smear job), which is typical for progressives. It's all cool with lefties: "The Sexual Revolution and Children: How the Left Took Things Too Far." Yep. There's clue on SEK's obsession with professors who post women in bikinis. Project much? Need to blow off some guilt and shame? Well, it's hard out there for a lowlife postmodern academic ASFL.

RELATED: To facilitate head explosion at the retardo-nihilist LGM/Sadly commentariat: "Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Photoshoot — It's Friday Rule 5," and "Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Bodypaint Video — Phenomenal Rule 5 Encore!"

Kate Upton, Jenna Leigh Lingerie Photoshoot, Spring/Summer 2011

At The Kate Upton Experience, "Kate Upton Super Sexy Jenna Leigh Lingerie Photo Shoot."

Kate Upton's Birthday

She's 24-years-old. Still fabulous.

At Sports Illustrated:

Celebrate Kate Upton's birthday in the SEXIEST way possible https://t.co/0dpIVNDTU9 pic.twitter.com/SL65Zb1wVv

— SI Swimsuit (@SI_Swimsuit) June 10, 2016

She doesn't get photographed topless very often, which is a shame.

PREVIOUSLY: "More Kate Upton 'Sexiest Woman'."

Kate Upton GQ 'Body of the Year'

I'm not going all in for "body of the year," but she's definitely an up-and-comer.

At Gentlemen's Quarterly, "GQ's Model Behavior Body of the Year: Kate Upton."

And at The Other McCain, "Rule 5 Sunday: Obsolete."

See Bob Belvedere, "Rule 5 Saturday: Tanit Phoenix."

And at Maggie's Notebook, "Rule 5 Saturday Night: Bonnie Jill Laflin – Conservative ESPN Star," and Pirate's Cove, "If All You See…is snow created by too much CO2, you might just be a Warmist."

Now, at Randy's Roundtable, "Midweek Rule 5 Break: There is no such thing as too much Kate Upton.." Plus, from Gator Doug, "DaleyGator DaleyBabe Ali Landry."

Also, from Soccer Mom, "'House Bunny' Anna Faris - Rule 5." And Eye of Polyphemus, "Reese Witherspoon."

BONUS: From Theo, "Bedtime Totty..." And Proof Positive, "Friday Night Babe: Danielle Bux."

Drop your links in the comments if you'd like to be added...

UPDATE: From Jake Finnegan, "Burkalesque Babe: Scarlett Johansson," and "Burkalesque Babes: Jacksonville Jaguars Cheerleaders!"

Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton Nude Photos Leaked Online

Actually, a bunch of celebrities had their nude photos leaked.

At Variety, "Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Ariana Grande Among Celebrities Exposed in Massive Nude Photo Leak."

And at BuzzFeed, "Jennifer Lawrence, Ariana Grande, Kate Upton, More Celebs Have Alleged Nude Photos Leak In Massive Hack."

Actress Mary Winstead, whose photos were also leaked, is not pleased:

To those of you looking at photos I took with my husband years ago in the privacy of our home, hope you feel great about yourselves.

— Mary E. Winstead (@M_E_Winstead) August 31, 2014

Kate Upton Soaks Up the Attention

Well, Sports Illustrated is leisurely dribbling out the videos on YouTube, so the pace of bikini blogging has been pretty mild around here actually. And frankly, most of the other models are just as lovely as Kate Upton, so I'm looking forward to a little diversification of the coverage. I'll have more on that later. Meanwhile, here she is:

And see London's Daily Mail, "Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton raises temperature again as she steps out braless in a low-cut top."

Kate Upton in New Campaign for Yamamay Swimwear

At London's Daily Mail, "Kate Upton looks sensational in new bikini photoshoot for Yamamay swimwear campaign."

Kate Upton looks sensational in new bikini photoshoot for Yamamay swimwear campaign https://t.co/YyeRRkOxQs

— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) April 20, 2018

Happy Birthday Kate Upton!

The lovely Ms. Upton turned 23 today.

Help us wish two-time #SISwim cover model @KateUpton a happy birthday! We love you, Kate! http://t.co/VdMtT2PtMj pic.twitter.com/jYb3hR6CHv

— SI Swimsuit (@SI_Swimsuit) June 10, 2015

BONUS: "Kate Upton Uncensored Topless Pic Leaks Online."

Kate Upton Restored

I don't know why I still use Photobucket. Habit and convenience, I guess.

Their roving censors deleted my lovely photo of Ms. Upton from the other day's post, "Kate Upton: 'Sexiest Woman Alive'." (Photo restored at the link.)

But here she is again:

Kate Upton for Sam Edelman Footwear

Via Ms. Upton on Twitter:

Pregnant Kate Upton

Maybe Ms. Kate will be at the ALCS game today in Boston.

But see Drunken Stepfather in the meantime, "KATE UPTON PREGNANT NIPPLES OF THE DAY.

Kate Upton for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2014

Outstanding!

Via Bob Belvedere, "Rule 5 News Special Report: Kate. Upton. In. Space!"



More at Sports Illustrated Swimsuit on Twitter.

'If you look at all of Amanda Marcotte's positions and writings, isn't it rather obvious she despises men and will always...'

Well, it's been a rough week for the old anti-Catholic hate-blogger Amanda Marcotte. James Taranto has been hammering her relentlessly, and now here comes AoSHQ, "Amanda Marcotte Feels the Need to Weigh In on the High-Schooler-Who-Asked-Kate-Upton-to-Prom Controversy."

Wait, did we just go from a silly video asking Kate Upton to prom to a rape/domsteic-violence-ending-in-murder-scenario?

We sure did. That's Our Amanda (TM)!

Kate Upton Rule 5 Bikini Stare Down

She's the model of the moment.

At AdWeek, "SoBe Gives Kate Upton's Cleavage Its Own Commercial."

And here's a Rule 5 roundup:

At Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Caitlin Manley."

And at Bob Belvedere's, "Rule 5 News: 09 July 2011 A.D."

And at Say Anything, "Saturday Linkaround."

More, at American Perspective, Maggie's Notebook and Zilla of the Resistance.

Don't miss: Astute Bloggers, Blazing Cat Fur, Bob Belvedere, CSPT, Dan Collins, Doug Ross, Gator Doug, Irish Cicero, Left Coast Rebel, Mind-Numbed Robot, Legal Insurrection, Lonely Conservative, PA Pundits International, PACNW Righty, Pirate's Cove, Proof Positive, Saberpoint, Snooper, WyBlog, The Western Experience, and Zion's Trumpet.

And my friends Marathon Pundit and Marooned in Marin.

Drop your links in the comments!

Kate Upton Tuesday Rule 5

Kate Upton's always good for some Rule 5 blogging:

And I didn't get a chance to post this, from Maggie's Notebook, "Rule 5 Saturday Night: Anne Hathaway Catwoman Vote for Your Favorite."