You Can't Be Serious! Sepp Blatter Boinked Smokin' Supermodel Irina Shayk?!!

Sepp Blatter is 79 years old. Thirteen years ago he would have been 66. Now while it's not unthinkable that he'd be boinking Irina Shayk at the time, the thought is just unreal.

Ms. Shayk would've been just 16 in 2002, the start date for a potential romantic liaison with Mr. Blatter, according to London's Daily Mail, "Cristiano Ronaldo's ex-girlfriend model Irina Shayk insists 'pathetic' Spanish media claims she had an affair with Sepp Blatter are 'wholly unfounded'."

Bummer for Bradley Cooper.

Does Bradley Cooper care about Irina Shayk and Sepp Blatter rumours? Hell no http://t.co/3NlIREeU4c pic.twitter.com/ShVLyDA7w2

— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) June 6, 2015