Full Rights to Enemy Combatants and Malcontents!

At the People's Cube, "Rights for undocumented enemy combatants and malcontents":

Al Qaeda PR: Equal rights for undocumented enemy combatants and malcontents! http://t.co/2wmDnvFhlH #TCOT pic.twitter.com/0jUIjfLnfU

— The People's Cube (@ThePeoplesCube) June 6, 2014

In an effort to lend more appreciation to the plights of repressed minority groups, the White House has announced a change in public policy that would work to eliminate the usage of such phrases as "traitor," "defector," and "deserter" in speeches, briefings, and official documents.

Saying that such pejoratives unfairly marginalize and belittle groups of people, discriminating based upon their allegiance, White House officials are urging Americans to eliminate such language from their Newspeak dictionaries.

Better alternatives to the unspeakable words include "undocumented foreign citizen," "undocumented enemy combatant," and "undocumented shirker."