Rule 5 Rescue: Heidi Klum Mother's Day Action!

Well, it's Mother's Day. I was visiting family yesterday and was unable to work on my usual entry for Full Metal Saturday. So, what better way to make amends than with some hot "Rule 5" action featuring the lovely three-time and expecting mom, Heidi Klum:

Breaking with tradition, I'd first like to thank those who've sent me abundant traffic this week, Blazing Cat Fur, Dan Collins and Jeff Goldstein at Protein Wisdom, John Hawkins, Moe Lane, and Dan Riehl.

Let me also throw some links to a few regular commenters here as well, M Conservative Operative, Jordan at Generation Patriot and Chris Wysocki! But see Philippe in Europe too, one of my very best commenters! Check out my friend Stogie as well.

Now, back to the regular babe-blogging program!

Check out Smitty's weekend treat, "Rule 5 Sunday." Smitty leads off the roster with the post at Three Beers Later, "Frumley Brooks, Esq., Mainsteam Conservative Pundit, Inveigles Against Offend-a-Feminist Week." Further, click over to Bob's Bar & Grill's Milla Jovovich action! And TrogloPundit weighs in with some unusual Rule 5!

HotMES! is a woman for my own heart with her dynamite post on Rachel McAdams. What an inspiration! And Suzanna Logan's full of innuendo with some Mitt Romney Rule 5 goodness! And Carol at No Sheeples Here! is on the case as well! Plus, Skye's smoking with some Lady GaGa action!

Now, don't miss Pat in Shreveport's Saturday roundup either, with Steve McQueen beefcake! Pundette's been tearing it up as well, but Michelle Obama's "burnished arms"! Threatening Democratic power, I'll tell you!

Shifting gears a lot here, The Rhetorican gives you Brokeback Star Trek! Oh, the passion! Who knew! And no doubt RepsacRomulan3 wants in on the action! And JBW too! No wonder the American Nihilists love Obama so much!

Well, let's wrap it up here to some friends I just found on the net. Say hello to The Pajama Underground and The Right Guy! No let's see some Rule 5 action fellas!

Please e-mail with your links if I've missed your blog!

Until next week!

Late Sunday Rule 5

Maggie's Notebook sent me a link, and I realized I've been out of the Rule 5 loop. See: "Rule 5 Saturday Night: Adriana Lima."

And see Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Jennifer Hawkins." Plus, "The Cowboys Stepped Up."

Plus, Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup," and Bob Belvedere, "Rule 5 Saturday."

More at Eye of Polyphemus, "Ali Larter," and A View From the Beach, "Rule 5 Saturday - Avril Lavigne."

Check the roundup at The Other McCain as well: "Rule 5 Sunday: Outskirts."

BONUS: At Theo Spark, "Bedtime Totty..."

If I missed you, drop your link at the comments and I'll update.

Smokin' Rule 5 Sunday — Democrat Dishonesty and Denial Edition!

I could do "Democrat Dishonesty and Denial" roundups 24/7, but this oughta hold us for awhile, lol.

President Obama is emphatically claiming that his administration did not, in fact, mislead the American people on ObamaCare. Noah Rothman has the rundown, "Gruber-gate gets to Obama: ‘No, I did not’ mislead Americans." (Via Memeorandum.)

In this regard, the President's no better than the most dishonest and venal leftist fever-swamp trolls, like Scott Lemieux of Lawyers, Lies and Grubbing. Patterico has the smackdown in the leftist liar Lemieux, "Fun with Scott Lemieux on Halbig, " and "I F*cked Up, I Trusted Scott Lemieux."

Yeah, well, you never want to "trust" those deranged f-ks at LGM. Never.

But enough about leftist lies and derangement. Bring on the beautiful babes!

Okay, see Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup," and "If All You See……is a sea that has flooded liberal cities hundreds of feet, you might just be a Warmist."

Also at the Other McCain (from last week, "Rule 5 Sunday: Flowtation."

More at Goodstuff's, "GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (164th Issue)."

Animal Magnetism has "SATURDAY GINGERMAGEDDON."

Also from Ms. EBL, "Space exploration, Sexism, Feminism and Fashion Rule 5."

Also at First Street Journal, "Rule 5 Blogging: Sea Duty."

At Knuckledraggin', "Noon Titty Squish," and "Somebody’s getting a nice homecoming."

And at Fishwrapper, "Katy Perry’s naughty photos (and huge breast) have leaked… damn!"

More at the Chive, "Emma Watson goes topless… sweet baby Jesus!"

At Maggie's Farm, "Saturday morning links."

From Bob Belvedere (the consummate breast-master), "On Saving America — What to Do?"

More at Classy Bro, "13 Reasons Why We Love Dat Gap."

At 90 Miles From Tyranny, "Morning Mistress."

And from Blackmailers Don't Shoot, "#ShirtGate Rule 5: Chicks in Space!"

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World has the "Friday Pinup."

The Hostages, "Big Boob Friday."

And at Odie's, "EXCELLENCE ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style."

Finally, from Doug Hagin, "DALEYGATOR DALEYBABE JESSI MALAY."

New Year's Day Rule 5 Extra

Well, give it up for William Teach and his smokin' Happy New Year's post, "If All You See…is another year of mankind polluting the world with CO2, destroying the Mother Gaia, you might just be a Warmist."

And more great blogging at Astute Bloggers, "2012'S FIRST GUARANTEED NOT HALAL: ASDIS RAN." And at Eye of Polyphemus, "Top 5 of 2011 #1 - Kaley Cuoco."

Earlier from Rio Norte Line, "Rule 5 – My Favorite Bond Girls – Denise Richards." And El Opinador Compulsivo, "Proof of God's Existence: Selma Hayek."

Plus some holiday leftovers from Teresamerica, "Midweek Rule 5 - Santa Babes and more..." Yum! Also at Bob Belvedere's "Rule 5 Christmas Countdown: 23 December 2011 A.D."

Plus, at Guns and Bikinis, "Russian Babe," and at Theo's, "Bedtime Totty..."

BONUS: At Randy's Roundtable, "Rule 5 Top 5." And from Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, "Friday Night Pinup."

Overdue Sunday Rule 5

I think I'll take a break from troll blogging.

Here's some Rule 5, from First Street Journal, "Rule 5 Blogging: Haute Couture."

Also at American by Birth, "Rule 5 Friday."

And at Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup," and TCOTs, "Rule 5 Saturday."

More from The Daley Gator, "DaleyBabe Bahara Golestani and a Rule Five Feast!"

And Wirecutter has "Good Morning." (Very good!)

Now at Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart (on Friday)."

At Guns and Bikinis, "Cute Babe/Hot Bikini." And Proof Positive, "Friday Night Babe: Courtney Henggeler!"

More at TrogloPundit, "Whatever you do, don’t show this to Stacy McCain." And at The Hostages, "Big Boob Friday."

Reaganite Republican gets political, "Red Hot Conservative Chicks."

And Theo Spark has the nighttime treat, "Bonus Totty..."

I don't do these link-arounds as much any more, so if I missed your blog, just leave your links in the comments and I'll add your entries.

Added: From Subject to Change, "The View From Above."

Rule 5 Sunday

I'm watching baseball all day. Lots of blogging throughout the day.


Meanwhile, here's some babe blogging, via Wirecutter.

And at Pirate's Cove, "If All You See……is a super awesome non-fossil fueled bike, you might just be a Warmist." And the Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup is not loading for me, so just click on the homepage for the goodness.

Also, at Pitsnipes and Gripes, "Tiffani Amber Thiessen." Plus the Right Way has "Friday Babe."

And at Blackmailers Don't Shoot, "Pretty Girls on a Thursday, Booth Babes Edition."

And at Drunken Stepfather, "CHRISSY TEIGAN IS NUDE IN GQ OF THE DAY."

From Animal Magnetism, "Animal’s Rule Five News." And at Bob Belvedere's, "Rule 5 Saturday: Miriam Gonzalez."

More at Proof Positive, "See, "Best of the Web* Linkaround," and "Friday Night Babe – Odette Annable!"

Now at 90 Miles From Tyranny, "Marilyn Monroe - In Pictures," and "Morning Mistress."

Soylent Green has hot "OverNighty: Rebecca," and "Afternooner Twofer."

Plus, at Dana Pico's, "Rule 5 Blogging: Mostly Marines."

At Egotastic!, "Lais Ribeiro Bikini Pictures Drop So Much Sexy in Miami, the Ground Shakes."

Also from EBL, "Paula Deen Nude Rule 5 Insane Democrat Edition."

And from the source of our tribulations, "Rule 5 Sunday: Father’s Day."

Lucy Pinder for Sunday #Rule5

Here's your Sunday roundup.

Some video, "Lucy Pinder, Nuts Mag, 6 Aug. 2013," and "Lucy Pinder, Nuts Mag, (part 2) 6 Aug. 2013."

And she's on Twitter here.



And around the horn with Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup," and "If All You See……is a wonderful jungle that will be wiped from the face of the map because someone used hair spray, you might just be a Warmist."

Also at Proof Positive, "Friday Night Babe: Kirsten Haglund!" And see "Best of the Web Linkaround."

At Daley Gator, "Rule 5 Link Fest."

Plus, at Bob Belvedere's, "Rule 5 Saturday: Satinee Capona."

More from Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, "Friday Pinup."

Dana Pico has "Blondes with Bullets."

And check 90 Miles From Tyranny, "Hot Pick of the Late Night," and "Girls with Guns."

At Knuckledraggin', "Your Good Morning Girl," and "Camel Toe!!!"

A View From the Beach, "Rule 5 Saturday - Let's Have Another Brazilian, Fernanda Tavares."

At Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Nichole Boerner."

More from Cousin Odie, "Alligator Shoes ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style."

Also from Double Trouble Two, "Sexy Reds .... ;-)." And from Angry Mike's 'Hood, "The Young And Hot...…………"

Still more from EBL, "Oktoberfest München 2013."

Check out Good Stuff's as well, "HOT! GOODSTUFF'S BLOGGING MAGAZINE (116th Issue)."

And from Subject to Change, "Guns/Girls."

Postal Dogs has, "Joanna Krupa isn't fooling me." And Soylent has, "Auburn Awesome: Shaun Tia."

At Drunken Stepfather, "STEPGIRLS PLAYING IN BEDS OF THE DAY."

Yet more from Blackmailers Don't Shoot, "This Stupid Week, No Rest for the Wicked Edition."

Check Wine, Women, and Politics as well, "Sunday Babes."

Laughing Conservative has "Adrianne Pulacki."

At Animal Magnetism, "Rule Five Bikini Friday News."

And finally, at the Last Tradition, "Rule 5 Sunday – Elizabeth Taylor."

THANKS TO THE OTHER MCCAIN FOR THE INSPIRATION!

In Defense of "Rule 5"

Did readers know that American Power is actually one of the key inspirations for Robert Stacy McCain's "Rule 5" blogging? Yep, it's true. In response to this photo of Natalie Portman, posted March 2008, Stacy suggested that "Donald Douglas of American Power is a blogger after my own heart..."

Well, things have been taking off for Stacy since then. A lot of that has to do with his embrace of unapologetic "babe blogging," which is, of course, embodied in "Rule 5" of "How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog in Less Than a Year."

"Rule 4" of the program is "make some enemies," and it turns out that said "unfriendlies" (friendly unfriendlies, actually) came out of the woodworks this weekend in response to Stacy's analysis of the Carrie Prejean breast implant story. Here's the post, with the key passage in defense of "Rule 5":

To assert that my Rule 5 blogging is sometimes indecorous is to state the obvious. Being indecorous is kind of the point. We live in a world constrained by political correctness, including the feminist insistence (backed by threat of federal lawsuit) that even the mildest workplace acknowledgement of a woman's beauty is vicious "harassment."

So it occurs to me that normal red-blooded guys might need some kind of "safe zone" exempt from this uptight neo-Victorianism. Out there in the cruel world, a guy could be professionally ruined if he were overheard to remark, "Hey, nice stems on that blonde." But here? Heh.

Read the whole thing, here (via Memeorandum). After laying out what's really ailing conservatives and the GOP (with a whole lot of asides), Stacy concludes:

Dear ladies, forgive me if my irreverent remarks about Carrie Prejean's fake boobies offended your delicate sensibilities. Please understand that years of youthful association with companions of low character have irretrievably corrupted me, rendering me permanently unfit for polite society.

Geez, I hope those hot shots of Bar Rafaeli don't get me in hot water with the ladies!

Sunday Night Rule 5

I've been reviewing files all day for the new full-time political science position at my college.

Plus, Sarah Hoyt's got me 'lanched today, for this post, "The National Elite Nervous Breakdown," which is way cool.

So I've been procrastinating on my Sunday Rule 5. Here's a quickie for consistency, in any case.

At the Other McCain, "Rule 5 Sunday: Making Anime Great Again."

Also, at the Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup," and "If All You See……is an area flooding from too much carbon pollution, you might just be a Warmist."

And at 90 Miles from Tyranny, "Morning Mistress - Business Undress...", and "Girls With Guns."

Plus, at Odie's, "Boob Pong ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style."

At Knuckledraggin', "Luis will go for this."

And from the Hostages, "BBF Victory Lap 2016: Big Boobs Milana Vayntrub."

Still more, at Drunken Stepfather, "STEPLINKS OF THE DAY."

Don't forget Goodstuff's, "GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (278th Issue) - Candy Barr."

More Rule 5 blogging later.

1/20/2017 "We the People" pic.twitter.com/CDOrl8Cs2P

— 🍒TrumpGirl® says... (@___TrumpGirl___) January 20, 2017

Full Metal Saturday: Marisa Miller

It's time again for Full Metal Saturday! I'd like to begin this entry with a dedication to Amy Proctor and Cassandra at Villainous Company. These two beautiful blogging friends have reminded me that it's fine and dandy to enjoy the eye candy, but Rule 5 bloggers must also respect both women and their dignity!

And with that, let me present this week's lovely lady, SoCal's own Marisa Miller. As readers can see, Marisa's featured on the latest cover of Shape (and her homepage is NSFW!):

I remember recently seeing Marisa at TigerHawk's blog. He links to Sports Illustrated's 2008 Swimsuit Gallery, where Marisa is featured.

Checking around the web, Saber Point's getting in some Rule 5 hotness with Kim Kardashian." Also, TrogloPundit's wholesome milk-drinking showcase of Danica Patrick will rev every guy's motor!

Plus, don't miss my friend Dana at CSPT, and his entry this week, "Rule 5 Blogging." And Private Pigg directs us to Maxim's Not 100 for 2009! Jimmie Bise has got some babe blogging going on, "It’s FMJRA Saturday."

On the ladies' side, Suzanna Logan fills us up with some Adriana Lima hotness. (Suzanna introduced us to Becky Brindle last week).

And Pundette's got a "Saturday Linkfest." She's joined by Carol at No Sheeples Here!, who goes all out with, a "Memorial Day Weekend Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around." I don't see any beefcake this week, but I'm linking to Fausta’s Blog anway!

See also, Jordan at Generation Patriot. The Classical Liberal gets hot with, "Hayden Panettiere Presents Rule 5 Saturday!" And Paco Enterprise's got the global goods, with "Rule 5 Goes International!" Plus, The Daley Gator's got, "Saturday full metal jacket reach around."

Always smokin' is GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD, especially today's examination of "California - Rest in Peace!"

And don't forget to go to the "source," Smitty at The Other McCain! He's stoked Technorati's functioning adequately in, "Finally, My Joy Returns. Ahhhh!"

If you missed it, check out my steaming entry last week, "Full Metal Saturday: Jessica Simpson." And here's the obligatory link to Glenn Reynolds!

Exit quote for the day: "Call me when “conservatives” are ready to get serious. Because as it stands, our high-traffic spokespeople seem content to play by the left’s rules while humping each other for traffic."

After Christmas Rule 5

Here's a few babes to brighten the holidays.

From the Other McCain, "Rule 5 Sunday: Winter Solstice Edition."

And at Egotastic, "Sabine Jemeljanova Bedroom Photoshoot for Zoo."

And check Sabine on Twitter.

More, at Zoo, "The Girls of ZOO 2015 Calendar!"

Also at the Rio Norte Line, "Rule 5: Vintage Christmas."

At the First Street Journal, "Rule 5 Blogging: From down under!"

And from Knuckledragging, "Your Good Morning Girl."

More, from 90 Miles from Tyranny, "Morning Mistress."

And at Pirate's Cove, "If All You See……is warmth created snow, you might just be a Warmist."

Soylent Siberia has "Coffee Creamer."

Also at Drunken Stepfather, "MORNING HANGOVER DUMP OF THE DAY," and "ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO HAS NO NIPPLES FOR VOGUE BRAZIL OF THE DAY."

Proof Positive has "Friday Night Babe: Emily Wickersham!"

Ode has "A Very Merry Christmas Woodsterman Style (VIDEO)."

See also, the Hostages, "Big Boob Friday."

Also Daley Gator, "THE DALEYBABE."

Now from Wine, Women, and Politics as well, "Multiple exposure."

Front Army has "Rachel McDonald."

At Postal Dog, "Maitland Ward is my favorite Santa's helper."

Some history from Ms. EBL, "Mandy Rice Davies RIP and British Profuma Sex Scandal Affair Rule 5."

And In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World has "Friday Pinups."

Finally, Bob Belvedere has "Tibby Muldoon."

Basic Combat Training Rule 5

Well, my good friend Dana at First Street Journal has been Rule 5 blogging, and he gets first mention tonight.

See: "Rule 5 Blogging: Basic Rifle Marksmanship."

Plus, more at Astute Bloggers, "LOVELY BRIT ROSIE ROFF IS GUARANTEED NOT HALAL, BUT IN 18 YEARS IT WILL LIKELY BE ANOTHER STORY."

And see American Perspectives, "Miranda Kerr - Rule 5," and Maggie's Notebook, "Rule 5 Saturday Night: Joanna and Marta Krupa."

More at Pirate's Cove, "If All You See…is an evil fossil fueled airplane, you might just be a Warmist."

More still, at Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Jenna Webb." And Proof Positive, "The Women of PETA XXXI."

And at Gator's, "DaleyGator DaleyBabe Elisabetta Canalis," and The Last Tradition, "Helen Flanagan: I love to show off my figure but as for going topless... I'll save that for my boyfriend."

That's all the links I've got right now.

Add yours in the comments and I'll update. Thanks.

British Bikini Babe Kelly Brook: 'Helen Mirren is My Role Model...'

Some evening Rule 5.

First, an interview with the big-breasted hottie, "Helen Mirren is my role model - but not because of her acting: Kelly Brook on why she admires the Oscar-winning Dame in a bikini."

More from Bob Belvedere, "Rule 5: Kelly Brook."  Also, "Rule 5 Saturday: Jodie Gasson."

And then check over at Daley Gator, "Rule 5 Sunday."

More at the Smoking Jacket: "Lyla Ashby."

Still more at Proof Positive, "Lauren Cohan."

Also at Reaganite, "Treat Yer Peepers to 'Miss Uruguay 2012' Camila Vezzoso."

FLASHBACK: "CSPT and Rule 5 Blogging: Helen Mirren."

New Year's Rule 5

It's time for another Sunday roundup.

That's the lovely Jessica Davies below, via Twitter.

Fan of Glamour has more.

Soylent has "Your Morning Coffer Creamer."

And now over to Knuckledraggin' My Life Away, "Your Good Morning Girl."

At Wine, Women, and Politics, "Your Babe of the Day."

From Dave In Texas, "Wildcard Sunday Game 2."

And see Proof Positive, "Best of the Web* Linkaround," and "SF 49er's vs. Green Bay Packers- Playoffs Round One."

Ms. EBL has, "Congratulations Saints Rule 5."

American Perspective has, "When Cabin Fever Strikes, Pump It UP! (Video)."

And see Blackmailers, "Rule 5 Saturday with Adrianne Palicki."

From Doug Hagin, "DALEYGATOR DALEYBABE ALEXI LEI."

At Pirate's Cove, "If All You See……is horrible freezing cold water inundating the biosphere because someone drove a fossil fueled vehicle, you might just be a Warmist."

From Sean Linnane, "The BIRDS of STORMBRINGER."

At 90 Miles From Tyranny, "Graphic Art: Snow Trooper."

And at Odie's, "Three Dogs ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style."

And at the Hostages, "Big Boob Friday–Resolution Edition."

From A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, "The Friday Pin Up."

At Barking Moonbat, "Going Shopping."

More from Dana Pico, "Rule 5 Blogging: This one was easy!"

Also at Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Heather Crook."

From Drunken Stepfather, "LEA MICHELLE’S BRAZILIAN CUT BIKINI ASS OF THE DAY," and "Steplinks of the Day."

At Classy Bro, "10 Hottest Photos of Playboy Model Shelby Chesnes" (via Linkiest).

Still more at the Chive, "There’s something special about a woman’s back (30 Photos)."

And from Popaholic, "Julia Pereira’s Candid Bikini Pictures Are So Freaking Hot You’re Eyeballs Will Melt!"

Front has "Hannah Martin."

Finally, at Egotastic!, "Olga Kent Unveils the Red Bikini Wet and Wild and Nipple Ready in Miami."

BONUS: At Saberpoint, "Hysterical Laughter at the Ice-Bound Global Warming Believers."

And drop your links in the comments if I've missed you and I'll get you linked up at the next roundup!

Rule 5 Sunday

At Egotastic!, "LINDSEY PELAS' TOP RUNNETH OVER AND OTHER FINE THINGS TO OGLE," and "ROSIE JONES BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION 2015."

At Toasted on the Inside, "We Need These Hot Chicks Washing Cars All the Time."

Also at Wirecutter's, "Your Good Morning Girl."

More, at Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup," and "If All You See……is evil carbon pollution polluting beer, you might just be a Warmist."

At Goodstuff's, "GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (199th Issue): Stephanie Arias is our Bella of the Week."

Plus, at Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Nichole Meyer."

Plus, Postal Dogs has "Sheer Breast Shots of the Jenner Sisters."

90 Miles From Tyranny has "Morning Mistress."

From First Street Journal, "Rule 5 Blogging: Are all Finns blonde?"

Still more from Proof Positive, "Friday Night Babe: Abigail Ratchford!"

At Drunken Stepfather, "STEPLINKS OF THE DAY," and "MIRANDA KERR SPREAD LEGGED IN GRAZIA FRANCE OF THE DAY."

Also at GCeleb, "Maria Sharapova Wore a Bikini in Montenegro."

Ms. EBL, "Ariana Kelly Crazy Maryland Democrat Who Flash Her Boobs Rule 5."

At Odie's Place, "Jogging ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style."

From Zoo Today, "Lucy Collett's brilliantly busty ZOO shoot!"

Also from Sports Illustrated, "Rose Bertram sexy French teacher."

At GQ, "Sofia Resing Prefers Surfers to Soccer Players."

At Esquire, "Chrissy Teigen is a Woman We Love."

Still more, from V Magazine, "HONEYMOONING WITH LANA DEL REY." And at Daily Mail, "She looks safer in THOSE sheets: Lana Del Rey poses semi-naked in Maxim... after appearing in rape scene directed by Eli Roth."

Also at Daily Mail, "Tragedy at Demi Moore's Beverly Hills home: Man, 21, is found dead in star's pool after falling into the water during late night party."

Finally, at the Other McCain, "Rule 5 Sunday: Force It."

Quick Super Bowl XLIX Rule 5

I like Seattle, so check out the Seattle Sea Gals for some Rule 5 goodness.

Ms. EBL gets in the spirit, "Cheerleaders of Super Bowl XLIX."

So does Wirecutter, "And let the games begin!"

At Odie's, "Happy Super Bowl Sunday Woodsterman Style."

And at AWD, "SUPER BOWL SUNDAY: WHO’S YOUR PICK TO WIN?"



More at Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Patriotic Pinup," and "If All You See……is horrible pizza which makes people fat which makes climate change worse, you might just be a Warmist."

Also at 90 Miles From Tyranny, "Morning Mistress."

And at Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Johanna Lundback."

PCP has, "Flowing Curves of Beauty."

At Proof Positive, "Super Bowl of Babes."

Crazy Uncle Bubba has, "Buenas babetastic!"

At Egotastic!, "Hailey Clauson Sextastic Supreme Modeling Beach Wear That You’d Like to See Come Off."

More at Reaganite, "'Miss Colombia' Paulina Vega Stuns Judges, is Duly Crowned 'Miss Universe 2014'."

See more at the Other McCain, "Rule 5 Sunday: Shake It Off."

At iOTW Report, "The Super Bowl Will Have More Security Than Benghazi."

A View From the Beach, "Superbowl XLIX Live Blog (with hotties)."

And from the Hostages, "A Naval Aviation Superbowl."

At Drunken Stepfather, "LUCI FORD DOES THE SUPER BOWL OF THE DAY."

More at Daley Gator, "MY SUPER SUNDAY PREDICTIONS," and "THE DALEYBABE XIMENA DUQUE."

From Dana Pico, "Rule 5 Blogging: Basic Combat Training."

As usual, drop your Rule 5 links in the comments if you're not included.

Until then...

Full Metal Saturday: Britney Spears

It's time again for the weekend's full metal roundup of great "Rule 5" blogging, and related blog-ruffianism. This week's hottie is inspired by Stogie at Saber Point, who suggested that if you're going to sell out, go all the way with some Britney Spears action. (And not to forget, Monique Stuart's doing some Britney blogging in her post, "“Filter-Free News”= Obama’s Propaganda Machine.") Stogie's also got a post up on Michele Bachmann, who qualifies for Rule 5 hotness in my book, and Snooper's too. But see PA Pundits International for a more general appreciation of Ms. Bachmann and women in politics.

Those new to the genre ought to check out Smitty's entry this morning, "'The Full Monty Joint Review' Avalanche." Check out as well my friend Pundette's entry, "Saturday Link-fest 3/28.

Also worth a look is The Sundries Shack, with "This Takes The Notion of “Having Some Skin in the Game” to a New Level." And don't miss TrogloPundit's roundup on the "World's Most Beautiful Politicians" (which includes a picture of South Dakota's hot Blue Dog Dem, Stephani Herseth).

For your addtional blog-reading pleasure, check out Glenn Reynolds, Midnight Blue Says, Monique Stewart (a bona fide Rule 5 upstart), No Sheeples, Right Wing News, and The Western Experience.

As always, send me an e-mail with your "Rule 5" entries if you'd like to be included in upcoming full metal roundups.

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UPDATE: Monique Stuart's Britney post, in parentheses above, added after some gentle e-mail prodding! It's a good thing too - we don't want to turn into the idiots at the Los Angeles Times, as seen here!

Also, Skye e-mails, "Way cool!"

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UPDATE II: I meant to update a few minutes ago, but I couldn't stop laughing! R.S. McCain puts out the call for his regular Sunday Rule 5 roundup, and he goes for inclusiveness:

* Ladybloggers can be eligible by posting beefcake;

* Gaybloggers cannot be eligible by posting beefcake, but can qualify by posting Marilyn Monroe or other camp diva photos ...

Check out the entire post, and get busy babe-blogging! Those needing inspiration might want to visit Theo Spark's page, where you'll always find good stuff, albeit NSFW more often than not, so be careful not to go afoul of "The Hustler's" guidelines cited at the roundup.

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UPDATE III: Dave at Point of a Gun forwards his post on Carrie Underwood, "Just A Dream": "Carrie Underwood's tribute to the troops and those who got left behind."

Rule 5 Sunday

Some lovely Jessica Davies below.

PREVIOUSLY: "Smokin' Sunday #Rule5," and "Jessika Jinx on Sunday."

And at Camp of the Saints, "Rule 5 Saturday: Karla James."

Pirate's Cove's blog is not loading, so I'm linking William Teach on Twitter if you wanna give him a heads up.

More at Knuckledraggin', "Your Good Morning Girl."

Also at Blackmailers Don't Shoot, "Pretty Girls on a Friday, Beach Volleyball Edition."

Subject to Change has "Why Am I Watching CSPAN?"

From Drunken Stepfather, "Steplinks of the Day."

At 90 Miles From Tyranny, "Morning Mistress," and "Girls With Guns."

EBL has "Seahawks at Giants Stadium."

And see Proof Positive, "Best of the Web* Linkaround," and "SF 49er's Vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers."

At the Chive, "I'm still bikini dreaming in December (50 Photos)" (via Linkiest).

And In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World has the "Friday Pinups."

Also at Egotastic!, "Lisa Opie and Anais Zanotti Bikini Catty Hotties on Miami Beach."

See also the Hostages, "Big Boob Friday."

A View from the Beach has, "The Mommy Warriors."

Daley Gator has a "Sunday Linkfest."

And over at Bro Bible, "Get Your Mind Right For Monday With 31 Photos of Hot Girls in Red Lipstick."

Soylent Refuge has "Ah, Breakfast."

Goodstuff's has, "Quality Over Quantity."

And over at Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Kelly Scem."

Don't miss Odie's, "Flight Attendants ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style."

Now at Reaganite Republican, "'Miss Lithuania 2013' is Ruta Elzbieta Mazureviciute."

Still more from Dana Pico, "Rule 5 Blogging: The IDF again."

Finally, go to the Rule 5 blog-father's, the Other McCain, "FMJRA 2.0: Day Late & a Dollar Short."

And drop your links in the comments if I've missed you and I'll get you linked up at the next roundup!

Kate Upton GQ 'Body of the Year'

I'm not going all in for "body of the year," but she's definitely an up-and-comer.

At Gentlemen's Quarterly, "GQ's Model Behavior Body of the Year: Kate Upton."

And at The Other McCain, "Rule 5 Sunday: Obsolete."

See Bob Belvedere, "Rule 5 Saturday: Tanit Phoenix."

And at Maggie's Notebook, "Rule 5 Saturday Night: Bonnie Jill Laflin – Conservative ESPN Star," and Pirate's Cove, "If All You See…is snow created by too much CO2, you might just be a Warmist."

Now, at Randy's Roundtable, "Midweek Rule 5 Break: There is no such thing as too much Kate Upton.." Plus, from Gator Doug, "DaleyGator DaleyBabe Ali Landry."

Also, from Soccer Mom, "'House Bunny' Anna Faris - Rule 5." And Eye of Polyphemus, "Reese Witherspoon."

BONUS: From Theo, "Bedtime Totty..." And Proof Positive, "Friday Night Babe: Danielle Bux."

Drop your links in the comments if you'd like to be added...

UPDATE: From Jake Finnegan, "Burkalesque Babe: Scarlett Johansson," and "Burkalesque Babes: Jacksonville Jaguars Cheerleaders!"

Late Friday Rule 5

What the heck?

I haven't posted any Rule 5 for at least a week.

See Bob Belvedere, "A Little Hump Day Rule 5: Elisabetta Gregoraci."

And at Maggie's Notebook, "Rule 5 Saturday Night: Valentina Zelyaeva," and Pirate's Cove, "If All You See…is a Gaia friendly bike and an evil water bottle, you might be a Warmist."

Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Ashley Hartman."

Also, from Soccer Mom, "Julianne Hough - Rule 5."

BONUS: From Theo, "Bedtime Totty..."

Drop your links in the comments if you'd like to be added...

UPDATED: Proof Positive has this: "Friday Night Babe: Natalia Vodianova!"