TigerHawk's Silver Surfer Silhouette

Hey, TSA touchin' junk is totally FUBAR, but until we junk the politically correct airport security regime, I doubt we can realistically move away from agressive pre-flight screening. Some folks don't mind so much anyway:

I would happily walk through one of those things if I could keep my shoes on, carry on fluids in normal sizes, leave my belt on and my coins in my pocket, and natter on in great good humor about the C4 strapped to my love handles. That would be an awesome trade.

RELATED: "Poll: 4 in 5 Support Full-Body Airport Scanners." (At Memeorandum.) But see Noah Shachtman, "Has Airport Security Gone Too Far?"