That would be "outmatched" and "dumbass," but who's counting poor wording and misspellings? Besides, now Carl gets his e-mail published on the Intertubes! All c/o the towering intellectual demonologists of Sadly No! — who're apparently getting a lot of mileage off the episode:
I'd say that you were seriously overmatched.
"So, a hearty F*** You to the lot of you, assholes." Now, that's Machiavellian!
sasquatchisreal. what a dubmass.
So, yeah, F*** You, buttfreaks.
Make my day.