Thursday, June 10, 2010

Sarah Palin's Breast Implants?

I know a lot of conservatives have a great time with "Rule 5" weekend distractions, but the real breast obssession is on the left of the spectrum. Wonkette launched the leftist frenzy over Sarah Palin with, "Did Sarah Palin Buy Herself a Couple of Luxury Items?" Gawker picked up the brassiere with, "Did Sarah Palin Get a Boob Job? A Photographic Investigation" (I don't recall previously seeing such busty shots of the former Alaska governor). Conservatives have noticed, for example, Tabitha Hale, "Wonkette: ZOMG!!!11!! PALIN HAS BOOBS!!1!!!!1!!eleventy!!!1." And by now news outlets from London to the O.C. are reporting on Sarah Palin's measurements: At the Daily Mail, "The White House or bust! Has Sarah Palin had a boob job?," and the Orange County Register, "Dubious rumor: Sarah Palin breast implants."


Sarah Palin's a hot, wholesome woman, and she's been the prime target of the radical left since John McCain plucked her from obscurity. But frankly, few things reveal the left's feminist bankrupcty in greater detail. As TigerHawk notes:
... we note that privacy in medical matters is the legal foundation of the Constitutional right to abortion, per Roe v. Wade. This right to privacy is apparently so sacred that (so says the left) it is reasonable to sacrifice fetuses to defend it. One would think that the left, therefore, would be reluctant to intrude on even Sarah Palin's medical privacy. Of course, that would require some measure of intellectual honesty, which is apparently beyond the capacity of many liberals when Sarah Palin is involved.


Cargosquid said...

NO,no, no. We MUST have accuracy in media. We MUST see her boobs to determine for ourselves. Its only fair.

dave in boca said...

I'm waiting for Andrew Sullivan's next psychotic break on the subject of Sarah, and the breast-thing will drive him closer to terminal clinical nutjobbery. BTW, there are now bras which enlarge, uplift, and otherwise improve the appearance of young women in t-shirts---my 21-year old model daughter tells me. [She models for an agency, as well as being a great kid.]

fauxpopuli said...

Wait, so your definition of "The left" is two gossip/humor blogs?

Try harder.

Dr. Psycho said...

I want to examine her original vault-copy breasts. If she won't whip them out on demand for a visual, tactile and lingual examination, that only proves she has something to hide.