Did You Hear About the Guy With the Sex Toy Up His Behind?

I know this is gross, but R.S. McCain was cracking me up on Twitter this morning with this story. See: "Ace of Spades was running a whole riff on Mister Bunghole’s Very Bad Day."

And the #1 person you don't want to follow on Twitter is ... huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/08/liv… OUCH. EWWWW.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) March 8, 2013

And clicking over to AoSHQ, "Dude Goes to Hospital With Rude Complaint."