Freaks of Nature?

No, not Lucy Pinder's lovely endowments. It's the rare mutant baby seal and Robert Stacy McCain's 12-year-old son, seen further down at the post: "Freaks of Nature."

But you gotta give it to McCain. Even his advertising's doing some awesome Rule 5 work over there.

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