Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Obama's War on Fox News

Well, I'm thinking the comrades over at The People's Cube are reading my blog! Recall my earlier post, "Mao Tse Dunn: Another Communist at Obama White House." It turns out The People's Cube's got the iconography. From "Obama's War on Fox News Becomes a Quagmire":

Despite the President's promise of a swift and decisive victory, Obama's War on Fox News has developed all signs of an unwinnable quagmire, making the White House even more isolated in its unilateral attempts to crush the growing media insurgency. As the war continues to grind on for a second month, public opinion is shifting towards a quick and complete withdrawal. While many observers still agree that the "War on Limbaugh" is a "just and necessary war," even the former supporters of the war effort are now labeling the War on Fox an "unnecessary war of choice" and claim that the cable channel had nothing to do with Obama's falling approval numbers ....

Accusations of war crimes continue to surface, the most recent war atrocity being Katie Couric's interview with Glenn Beck, after which the prominent Fox News commentator was found outside the CBS studios disoriented, with plucked eyebrows, and a coveted jar of M&Ms stolen from his pocket.

While the notorious Guantanamo Bay prison is being shut down, President Obama is rumored to be in talks with Fidel Castro to use the East German political prison on Cuba's Isle of Pines as a secret detention center for the "enemy commentators." However, the White House's unilateral decision to classify all Fox News journalists as "enemy commentators" has been roundly criticized by human rights organizations, who maintain they should be covered by the "Inside the Beltway Convention."

Great reporting, guys!

Check also, Tom Maguire, "I Assume The Right Will Support The President At This Critical Moment In The War."


Dennis said...

The Obama war on FOX is so stupid that the only response is ridicule. They have every thing to lose and little to gain. They may even create a backbone in a sycophantic media that realizes that this is NOT about FOX, but about controlling the other media outlets by outright threats.

Dave said...

Somewhere down in the deepest depths of Hell iotself, ol' Joe Goebbels is having multiple orgasms right about now.