Bert and Ernie Not Gay, Will Not Marry

Some FUBAR progressive wankery shot down in flames, first promoted at the radical gay website, New Civil Rights Movement, "Sesame Street's Bert And Ernie Are Gay and a Same-Sex Couple, Right?"

But see ABC News, "Bert and Ernie Do Not Have Sexual Orientation, Says 'Sesame Street'."

And see All Facebook, "Facebookers Fiercely Debate Bert And Ernie Marriage."

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