Friday, June 26, 2009

Comrade Repsac3: Commissar of State Security, People's Commissariat for Internet Affairs

This is Comrade Repsac3, the USA People's Republic Netroots Commissar 1st Rank of State Security, Commissariat for Internet Affairs. Comrade Repsac3 grips feverishly to his sinecure as hardline enforcer for the USA radical left-wing netroots people's movement, the paramilitary base of the Democratic People's Party USA. Comrade Repsac3 models his program as akin to the notorious Lavrenti Beria, the CPSU's butcher of internal security from 1938 to 1946.

As internal security chief for the netroots party appendage apparatus, Comrade Repsac3 leads the Godless nihilist cadres in the left's purge of "Homophobic, Red Shirt, Bible Thumping Nazi, Gay Bashing, Tea Bagging, Racist, White Guy, Bigots."

Comrade Repsac3's shock troops include:

* Comrade Biobrain, State Chief for the Final Extermination of Truth.


* James "Barebacker" Webb, Master Enforcer for the Annihiliation of Non-Hypocrisy.


* (O)CT(O)PUS: Netroots High Commissioner and Chief Breaker of Men, Supreme Enforcer of Internet Security and Conformity.


* Truth101, Minister of Hate, Animal Bestiality Division.

The central organizational directive of atheist collectivists will stop at nothing to implement its totalitarian system of eradication of tradition and values. No one in conservative America is safe.

9 comments:

Ben JB said...

Either I haven't been here long enough, or you're trying something new with your blog (intentional comedy), or you started your weekend early (with your first 'JBW is gay' post on Thursday).

If it's the first, maybe I should spend some time with your archive.

If it's the second, I'm reminded of Johnson's comment about a dog walking on its hind legs, but I'll be curious to see where you take it. (I'd hate for humorous name-calling to take the place of argumentation in your thought, but name-calling does seem popular nowadays.)

If it's the last option, because of the heat, I'd advise sticking with beer or wine, and remember to drink plenty of water--and have a good weekend!

Stogie said...

Neat hat!

Donald Douglas said...

Funny, eh, Stogie!!

JBW said...

Uh oh, Don's got his little imagination all riled up and thinks he has a sense of humor. At least you've stopped hyperventilating, cupcake.

And I prefer to think of myself as more of a Rhetorical Mercenary than a shock troop. Or even a Literary Ronin. Yeah, I like that. I'm going with Literary Ronin.

Armed with my Katana Keyboard of Justice, I'll roam the vast and wild Interwebs seeking out neoconservative bloggers who have no clue what the word "hypocrisy" actually means, meting out bon mots and uber pwnage to all who rightly deserve it.

And then once I've vanquished the ignorance of every hysterical neocon with a blogger account I'll just walk the Earth. You know, like Caine in "Kung Fu". Just walk from town to town, meet people, get in adventures. This is gonna be sweet...

And I do have to agree with Stogie, that's a pretty cool hat.

repsac3 said...

A college professor with a Ph.D., and this is the level of discourse you're choosing?

As before, all I can say is wow.

If I were your employer, your student, or your friend, I'd be embarrassed to have to admit it.

Politics of the personal, at it's finest.

And worst of all, not even funny.
A loss on all counts.

Sad, to see what you've become. But I guess I should've expected it. The hinges have been coming off for awhile.

My sympathies to all those who knew you back when...

ex DLB said...

Don, you might want to stick to being a propagandist until you get that right. Your efforts there still need a lot of work. As for being a satirist, fuhgeddaboudit.

Skye said...

Why bother with Casper? He is an embarrassment even with the fringe folks.

repsac3 said...

Ciolko, you always say the sweetest things...

Nice hat, though...

courtneyme109 said...

Hahaha! Well, well well - certain fun loving, Great Satan hating elements are able to serve it up with a semi funny semi nihilist bent - yet are unable to receive it.

How would Nietzsche put it?

"Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology."


Ease up Repsac3 - chekist couture is kinda fashionable

Consider:

"Commentary, analysis, and diabolical satire of American politics, culture, national identity, and universal anomie - from a nihilist, denialist, postmodernist, post radical perspective..."

No diss - yet - Rejection of all distinctions in moral/religious/worldly values hooked up with a willing eagerness to repudiate ALL previous theories of belief seems to be the very def of unattached, cold intellect.

Reading your response here - you're actually quite emotional.

Aren't you?