Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Hot Dogs and Hotties! Fourth of July for Mullah Diplomats!

Fox News reports that Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen is stunned by Obama's Fourth of July invitations to Iranian diplomats, "Hot Dog Diplomacy: Congresswoman 'Stunned' by July 4 Invitations to Iranians" (via Memeorandum).

Well, so is Jules Crittenden, but he's got a "hot" plan:
I recommend the United States embassies and career diplomats that are being compelled to go along with this travesty mullah-proof their Fourth of July events by inviting a lot of girls in American flag bikinis, just to be on the safe side. It’s a surefire antidote to Obama’s latest dumb foreign policy plan!
Hey, maybe we can send over a few men in tights (teh gays) to the receptions as well! Brain Rage Blog knows where to find 'em! Great diversity, you know? They don't have gays in Iran!

See also, Say Anything, "
Even After Beating and Murdering Protesters, Iranians Still Invited to 4th of July Celebrations."

And don't forget to invite some friends to your celebrations:

Jammie Wearing Fool, Invincible Armor, And So it Goes in Shreveport, Nice Deb, Becky Brindle, GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD, Fishersville Mike, Ann Althouse, The Blog Prof, Monique Stuart, Edge's Conservative Movies, Stop the ACLU, The Conservative Manifesto, Gates of Vienna, Joust The Facts, Panhandle Poet, Steven Givler, The Astute Blogger, Chris Wysocki, Moonbattery, Sweating Through the Fog, Three Beers Later, PA Pundits, Paco Enterprises, Ken Davenport, Sister Toldjah, Blazing Cat Fur, The Daley Gator, Snooper's Report, Grandpa John's, Cranky Conservative, Jimmie Bise, Little Miss Attila, Moe Lane, Private Pigg, Pundit & Pundette, The Rhetorican, R.S. McCain, Saber Point, Stephen Kruiser, Suzanna Logan, TrogloPundit, Doug Ross Journal, Villainous Company, PoliGazette, Prying 1, The Western Experience, The Oklahoma Patriot, Right Wing Sparkle, Conservatism With Heart, Duck of Minerva, Wolf Howling, Right Wing Nation, Stephen Green, The Tygrrrr Express, The News Factor, Israel Matsav, The BoBo Files, Grant Jones, Tapline, New Testament News, Wizbang, William Jacobson, Phyllis Chesler, Right View from the Left Coast, Generation Patriot, Macsmind, Flopping Aces, Just One Minute, Dave's World, Sparks From the Anvil, Gateway Pundit, Political Pistachio, Liberty Pundit, Not One Red Cent, Right Truth, Dave's Notepad, The Red Hunter, Maggie's Farm, The Next Right, This Ain't Hell, Stop the ACLU, Right Wing Nuthouse, Melissa Clouthier, Paula in Israel, Pamela Geller, Vanessa's Blog, Pat's Daily Rants, Bob's Bar & Grill, Power Line, Melanie Morgan, Dave in Boca, Neo-Neocon, Right in a Left World, Flag Gazer, Politics and Critical Thinking, Riehl World View, Midnight Blue, Caroline Glick, The Average American, The Griper, FouseSquawk, The Other McCain, Cheat Seeking Missiles, Roger Simon, Classical Values, Samantha Speaks, Grizzly Mama, The Capitol Tribune, The Patriot Room, The Real World, RADARSITE, Serr8d's Cutting Edge, Bloviating Zeppelin, Born Again Redneck The Educated Shoprat, St. Blogustine, Yid With Lid, Pondering Penguin, Betsy's Page, The Anchoress, Ace of Spades HQ, Right Wing Sparkle, Thunder Run, The Classic Liberal, Conservative Grapevine, Cassy Fiano, Jim Treacher, NetRightNation, Q and O, Urban Grounds, Ed Driscoll, Cold Fury, Michelle Malkin, Neptunus Lex, Neo-Neocon, The Astute Bloggers, The Liberty Papers, The Monkey Cage, Law and Order Teacher, Mike's America, AubreyJ, Dan Collins, The Jungle Hut, Wake Up America, Dan Riehl, Nikki's Blog, Big Girl Pants, Maggie's Notebook, Hummers & Cigarettes, Mark Goluskin, Jawa Report, Darleen Click, The Skepticrats, Fausta's Blog, Clueless Emma, Obob's World, Seymour Nuts, Red State, Dr. Sanity, The Desert Glows Green, Not One Red Cent, Vinegar and Honey, Sarge Charlie, Thoughts With Attitude, Kim Priestap, Swedish Meatballs Confidential, Blonde Sagacity, Liberty Papers, TigerHawk, Point of a Gun, Right Wing News, No Sheeples Here!, Dana at CSPT, Glenn Reynolds, Obi’s Sister, Right Truth, Gold-Plated Witch on Wheels, Chicago Ray, Ace of Spades HQ, and Natalie's Blog, Five Feet of Fury, and, Amy Proctor.
Check out Robert Stacy McCain as well, "OBAMAPHILIA: LIVE!."


Dave C said...

I enjoy your blog for the political discussions and the pictures of Jessica Simpson.

But mostly the pictures of Jessica Simpson.

(kidding.. For the most part)

Oschisms said...

Obama grilled while innocents were killed

Chris Wysocki said...

How do I get Jessica Simpson to come to my Fourth of July party?

Kevin Robbins said...

You'll find this in the U.S. flag code: "The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery."

There are no deferrals for hot babes in flag bikinis.

Dave said...

Er, ex DLB,

You'll notice that the skimpy material adorning Ms. Simpson is not exactly an intact American flag.

Thank God, and Dr. Douglas, for small favors.



Kevin Robbins said...

Dave, if it's not supposed to represent the flag of the United States, then what does it represent? It's red, white and blue, and has stars and stripes.

JBW said...

We've got all the cock you can obsess about at Brain Rage, Don. I know the bikini girl picture is just a clever cover but don't worry, your secret is safe with me, sweetheart.

St. Blogustine said...

Lets see...lets see....uh...uh...Oh! There I am! Nice shout-out. I think you got everyone.

Very kind of you since I have been slacking off horribly. But you have been working very hard, I see. Great posts!

Maggie Thornton said...

I'm an Oklahoma girl and just did a post on Jessica and Carrie Underwood. A few readers are leaving their preference in comments:-)

Thanks so much for the link!